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r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Do you ever wish for things without thinking through them first? Do you ever struggle with finding the downsides of your hopes and dreams? Well, whatever the case may be TheMonkeysPaw is at your service!

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sledding_tuff15
1 month ago
I wish my dreams would come true
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by bbb-ccc-ddd
6 months ago
I wish to be tricked into sexual slavery
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish the Sun exploded
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish for all of the clouds to fall onto Earth
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by JVG101295
3 months ago
I wish i won the lottory or gamble luck 😪
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Grainhumper
5 months ago
I wish that the monkey's paw never worked in the first place
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish for less wishes.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by No_Philosopher_9826
8 months ago
I wish I was funny in real life instead of only being funny when I steal funny memes
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish that this wish did nothing
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish I was also a Paw
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by soleris88
9 months ago
I wish my current job pod me more so I can save more to move out
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish that this wish was denied.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish I was lactose interant
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Juliuscrevil95
4 months ago
I wish for every piece of.sonic related media would.dissapear
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish that my wish got a negative result.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish to get controversial of all time on this sub
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by holycookie96
2 months ago
I wish for a magic pair of brass knuckles that makes me punch with the force of a shotgun blast
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
[INV] Granted. You get... um... the hand forgets.
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by TheEpicRedstoner
7 months ago
I wish the phrase "It's on the internet so it must be true" was actually true.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by rprince18
2 months ago
I wish to marry a vampire woman
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Temnodontosaurus
2 months ago
I wish tapeworms and other human parasites paid their hosts rent.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Temnodontosaurus
2 months ago
I wish The Coca-Cola Company went bankrupt so that the superior Pepsi would take over the soda market.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by bugboy03
2 months ago
I wish for....uh...more time to think of a wish
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by zachy410
7 months ago
I wish u/Temnodontosaurus never posted on Reddit or spoke again
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by JohnDeYeti
1 month ago
[Inv] Granted, but every time you use the restroom you pass a kidney stone equal in size
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