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r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Do you ever wish for things without thinking through them first? Do you ever struggle with finding the downsides of your hopes and dreams? Well, whatever the case may be TheMonkeysPaw is at your service!

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sledding_tuff15
1 month ago
I wish my dreams would come true
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by bbb-ccc-ddd
7 months ago
I wish to be tricked into sexual slavery
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by JVG101295
4 months ago
I wish i won the lottory or gamble luck 😪
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Grainhumper
6 months ago
I wish that the monkey's paw never worked in the first place
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by No_Philosopher_9826
8 months ago
I wish I was funny in real life instead of only being funny when I steal funny memes
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by soleris88
9 months ago
I wish my current job pod me more so I can save more to move out
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Juliuscrevil95
4 months ago
I wish for every piece of.sonic related media would.dissapear
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by holycookie96
2 months ago
I wish for a magic pair of brass knuckles that makes me punch with the force of a shotgun blast
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by TheEpicRedstoner
7 months ago
I wish the phrase "It's on the internet so it must be true" was actually true.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by rprince18
2 months ago
I wish to marry a vampire woman
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Temnodontosaurus
2 months ago
I wish tapeworms and other human parasites paid their hosts rent.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Temnodontosaurus
2 months ago
I wish The Coca-Cola Company went bankrupt so that the superior Pepsi would take over the soda market.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by bugboy03
2 months ago
I wish for....uh...more time to think of a wish
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by JohnDeYeti
2 months ago
[Inv] Granted, but every time you use the restroom you pass a kidney stone equal in size
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by CybernewtonDS
3 months ago
I wish lions and tigers were domesticated gentle giants who purred and meowed just like house cats.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish that people in the VR community cared more about how games played, instead of if they looked “realistic”
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by G_L_I_C_H_
1 month ago
I wish everyone’s depression was cured
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by writer1976
1 year ago
I wish for infinite wishes, and before each wish is granted, including this one, I want to know exactly the consequences of the wish, and then make a decision whether to go ahead with it.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by citrusmelon1243
1 year ago
I wish to have people on twitter be intelligent enough to actually have a debate instead of just argument screaming
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish Moral Orel got to to actually finish the story that it was trying to tell instead of being cancelled early.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HalfMoonProphet
1 month ago
I wish Jeff Bezos would direct deposit $100 to my bank account for every hour that I sleep either until I die of natural causes or until his fortune runs out.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish that I had the ability to travel to other dimensions
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish there were more games like Daggerfall
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by TheLatios381
7 months ago
i wish i could transform into anything i have touched
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish that I actually had a shot at getting laid