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2 months ago

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I wish that everybody said gif with a soft g, not a hard g.

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by SuperDuperJQ13

1 month ago

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I wish the Kobe Bryant crash never happened and they were all still alive

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by LazySumo

7 months ago

6

I wish that dragon flies actually breathed fire.

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by SparkStorm

7 months ago

1

I wish that all roads with the same name ended up connected no matter the distance

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Wolfmania200

3 months ago

$View Post: I wish that I have the ability to perfectly divide and separate anything into any fraction$

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I wish that I have the ability to perfectly divide and separate anything into any fraction

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by robert31415

7 months ago

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I wish that if the Matrix existed it ran on Windows

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Finn145

7 months ago

3

I wish 2020 was better

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Finn145

7 months ago

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I wish that she would stop stalking me.

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Finn145

7 months ago

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I wish that division by zero was possible

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Finn145

7 months ago

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I wish squids were real.

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by NoLightOnlyDarkness

7 months ago

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I wish that every racist in the world woke up with green skin

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by ConnorFree

8 months ago

5

I wish every object that ever falls on Earth, fall only at the speed of terminal velocity

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by robert31415

7 months ago

9

I wish for my school to care about my mental health for once

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by ihaveanwordpass

7 months ago

3

I wish no more viruses or sicknesses occured

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by goldwasp602

7 months ago

1

I wish that whenever someone quotes Eric Andre (without excessively trying to) I get notified in some way.

Posted by goldwasp602

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Cheeseturd102

2 months ago

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I’m so tired of how fast my nails grow, I have to file them every week. I wish my nails stopped growing.

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Seltren_Innovations

7 months ago

1

I wish the Medic Robots in Mann Vs Machine could revive their fallen allies like regular medics can in that game mode.

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by madmaximus927

7 months ago

10

I wish I had 20/20 vision

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by madmaximus927

7 months ago

2

I wish I had a good singing voice

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by madmaximus927

7 months ago

1

I wish my grandma did not smoke when she was alive, this preventing her from dying of COPD

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by madmaximus927

7 months ago

5

I wish COVID-19 would disappear without killing any infected people

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Seltren_Innovations

7 months ago

5

I wish I had the power and armaments of the Doom Slayer

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by albessant

2 months ago

5

I wish videos you took on your phone during dreams would save to your real phone’s camera roll.

Posted by albessant

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by LtLightning456

7 months ago

3

I wish that whenever the song Old Days by Chicago is played, it’s replaced with the CBT meme version of it.

Posted by LtLightning456

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4 years ago

to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Wadeace

1 year ago

0

I wish I had the most awarded and up voted post on Reddit.

Posted by Wadeace

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