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r/TheMonkeysPaw

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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by sledding_tuff15
1 month ago
I wish my dreams would come true
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by bbb-ccc-ddd
7 months ago
I wish to be tricked into sexual slavery
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by JVG101295
4 months ago
I wish i won the lottory or gamble luck 😪
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Grainhumper
6 months ago
I wish that the monkey's paw never worked in the first place
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by No_Philosopher_9826
9 months ago
I wish I was funny in real life instead of only being funny when I steal funny memes
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by soleris88
9 months ago
I wish my current job pod me more so I can save more to move out
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Juliuscrevil95
4 months ago
I wish for every piece of.sonic related media would.dissapear
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by holycookie96
2 months ago
I wish for a magic pair of brass knuckles that makes me punch with the force of a shotgun blast
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by TheEpicRedstoner
7 months ago
I wish the phrase "It's on the internet so it must be true" was actually true.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by rprince18
2 months ago
I wish to marry a vampire woman
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Temnodontosaurus
2 months ago
I wish tapeworms and other human parasites paid their hosts rent.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by Temnodontosaurus
2 months ago
I wish The Coca-Cola Company went bankrupt so that the superior Pepsi would take over the soda market.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by bugboy03
2 months ago
I wish for....uh...more time to think of a wish
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by JohnDeYeti
2 months ago
[Inv] Granted, but every time you use the restroom you pass a kidney stone equal in size
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by CybernewtonDS
4 months ago
I wish lions and tigers were domesticated gentle giants who purred and meowed just like house cats.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish that people in the VR community cared more about how games played, instead of if they looked “realistic”
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by G_L_I_C_H_
1 month ago
I wish everyone’s depression was cured
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by writer1976
1 year ago
I wish for infinite wishes, and before each wish is granted, including this one, I want to know exactly the consequences of the wish, and then make a decision whether to go ahead with it.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by citrusmelon1243
1 year ago
I wish to have people on twitter be intelligent enough to actually have a debate instead of just argument screaming
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish Moral Orel got to to actually finish the story that it was trying to tell instead of being cancelled early.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by HalfMoonProphet
1 month ago
I wish Jeff Bezos would direct deposit $100 to my bank account for every hour that I sleep either until I die of natural causes or until his fortune runs out.
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish that I had the ability to travel to other dimensions
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish there were more games like Daggerfall
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to r/TheMonkeysPaw by TheLatios381
7 months ago
i wish i could transform into anything i have touched
to r/TheMonkeysPaw by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
I wish that I actually had a shot at getting laid