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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by MidnightJ1200
8 months ago
We subconsciously and unknowingly chase an adrenaline high.
to r/Showerthoughts by NakD_Bootstraps
2 months ago
There is a significant portion of the population that have tasted/ate semen.
to r/Showerthoughts by The_Seal727
4 months ago
We might just be micro organisms that live in or on a giant celestial being.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheLawnStink
4 months ago
Living life is kinda like an addiction. Everything new is awesome when you're a kid, but you need bigger and bolder activities as you age to get your fix.
to r/Showerthoughts by seriousneed
10 months ago
After many generations, someone was the first human to live without meeting every other human on earth.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
8 months ago
We are very lucky rodents are not attracted to clean living spaces.
to r/Showerthoughts by juninc4
4 months ago
Herbivores with no natural predators have it easy
to r/Showerthoughts by Blue-Apple-Blues
1 year ago
There might be more Nazi uniforms produced from Hollywood then Germany.
in Germany
to r/Showerthoughts by MojitoEngineer
1 year ago
Houseflies are trash at picking up social cues.
to r/Showerthoughts by darth_gon
4 months ago
Hugging your gay friends feels less gay than hugging your straight friends.
to r/Showerthoughts by SuperBonerFart
1 year ago
USPS delivery people are sometimes unknowingly drug delivery services
to r/Showerthoughts by yoskbt
6 months ago
You’ve probaly never hit something as hard as you possibly can and never will
to r/Showerthoughts by keejus
1 year ago
Sometimes it doesn't matter who is the smartest in the room, but who is most convincing.
to r/Showerthoughts by mrdicksolong
5 months ago
At some point in future, inflation will get to a point where being a millionaire will no longer be considered a benchmark of being rich
to r/Showerthoughts by jasefacewow
4 months ago
Drug users shouldn't go to jail for using a substance that is actively doing them harm - that's like punishing them twice
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
8 months ago
Teleportation will make movers redundant
to r/Showerthoughts by CWOrange
8 months ago
Irish pubs are craic houses
to r/Showerthoughts by PlsDontBanMe___
11 months ago
Many people end up dying before a long wait to watch a sequel or album drop.
to r/Showerthoughts by hoodytwin
3 months ago
You can usually tell if someone has been punched in the face.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Your favourite show stops trying once it gets noticed by mainstream media.
to r/Showerthoughts by mandu_xiii
2 months ago
Our use of the remains of extinct dinosaurs have caused innumerable extinctions. The sinks got their revenge.
to r/Showerthoughts by pyam_to_go
3 months ago
You don‘t know you were sleeping until you woke up.
to r/Showerthoughts by 0ldpenis
1 year ago
The first unmanned airliner will have to be flown thousands of hours carrying cargo to prove to humanity it is safe to carry passengers.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Electronics and machinery has only existed for 1% of human history
to r/Showerthoughts by Classless_G3ntleman
5 months ago
Motorcycle riders are part of an exclusive group who have stood on certain parts of the roadways; like the middle of a highway.