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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by FluffyBunnyFlipFlops
1 month ago
Due to the adoption of working from home in recent years, office romances and flings are much less likely.
to r/Showerthoughts by luwaonline1
1 month ago
No matter how accurate a period drama is, it will always be ruined by a perfect Hollywood smile.
to r/Showerthoughts by BrandHeck
2 months ago
Most superheroes couldn't eat fast enough to maintain their caloric needs.
to r/Showerthoughts by graymorality
1 month ago
Since it happened 23 years ago, about 30% of the US population is too young to never forget September 11th.
to r/Showerthoughts by metamorphosis___
3 months ago
The internet loves to talk about how little time they spend on the internet.
Casual Thought
to r/Showerthoughts by JoeBrownshoes
2 weeks ago
"Release the Kraken" became a household phrase despite the movie it came from having little cultural impact otherwise.
to r/Showerthoughts by noposts420
3 months ago
Trying to conserve tin foil is a good way to waste tin foil.
to r/Showerthoughts by NuttyMcShithead
2 weeks ago
Standing and filming a disastrous event has no doubt added more fatalities than the event itself.
to r/Showerthoughts by JacPhlash
4 months ago
If, as a teenager, you suddenly woke up with all the aches and pains of someone middle-aged, you might think you were dying.
to r/Showerthoughts by tellmehowimnotwrong
1 month ago
People have gotten crueler, not kinder, since the pandemic.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rockin_freakapotamus
1 month ago
Removing episodes of TV shows deemed "inappropriate" or "offensive" will result in a new version of the Mandela effect.
to r/Showerthoughts by imasturdybirdy
1 month ago
Humans could stop making clothing right now and would still probably have enough for several generations.
to r/Showerthoughts by NorthPolarity
1 month ago
A lot of Christians in the MCU probably thought that the snap was the Rapture.
to r/Showerthoughts by extatico
4 months ago
Being deemed the best doctor (or any occupation servicing others) means you will never experience service/care as good as yours.
to r/Showerthoughts by Dogdad4tailwags
4 months ago
AI should be called AP (Ariticial Plagiarism) because it relies solely on other people’s work.
to r/Showerthoughts by DarkBlueDebauchery
1 month ago
You could easily join a game of rock paper scissors with people who are not playing with you as long as you can see their hands.
to r/Showerthoughts by whatintheheckareyou
3 months ago
Antarctica probably has perfectly preserved fossils with its permafrost.
in antarctica
to r/Showerthoughts by Ok_Pudding9504
2 months ago
The distance of a flight, and the fuel needed for that flight don't have a linear relationship, even if jet streams aren't a factor.
Casual Thought
to r/Showerthoughts by extatico
4 months ago
Some people will never experience the joy of winning a random drawing.
to r/Showerthoughts by extatico
4 months ago
People that drive cop car models probably experience slower and safer surrounding drivers.
to r/Showerthoughts by LeastPervertedFemboy
2 months ago
There are probably insects born inside buildings (skyscrapers etc.) and live their entire lives having never gone outside.
to r/Showerthoughts by Fun_Squirrel4959
3 months ago
All mammals are related; that means that at some point, you shared an ancestor with the cow in your burger.
to r/Showerthoughts by CorvusBlackthorne
4 months ago
Given that they are mammals, many humans have a surprisingly negative opinion of body hair.
to r/Showerthoughts by I_Fuck_Ramen_
4 months ago
Most people haven't jumped in weeks.
to r/Showerthoughts by Mr____Moist
4 months ago
Everybody wants to be different but nobody wants to be weird.