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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by MFcrayfish
1 year ago
Kanye swapped Kim Kardashian for the KKK
to r/Showerthoughts by ovenkitten
1 year ago
Getting close to black holes will be a thrill seeking extreme sport in the future.
to r/Showerthoughts by JamesAibr
1 year ago
Batman cloud have been prevented if alfred took bruce to a shrink
to r/Showerthoughts by CookiesforTwo
1 year ago
All trashbags are trash
to r/Showerthoughts by TheFrostyjayjay
2 months ago
Deaf dogs don't bark differently than non deaf dogs
to r/Showerthoughts by Lochrin00
2 months ago
Because plants and animals are still evolving, eventually old recipe's will stop working.
to r/Showerthoughts by meshah
1 year ago
Paying more for a product gets you what you pay for up to a certain point. If you pay any more that that, you’ll instead get what you deserve
to r/Showerthoughts by _AttilaTheNun_
1 year ago
Someday the only animals left on the planet may be ones people either raise to eat, or keep as pets.
to r/Showerthoughts by masonondeck
9 months ago
When you build a tree house, you are building a shelter of the trees fallen brethren. Essentially a hanging casket with its chopped up limbs strewn around for shelter so our offspring can have fun dancing on their dead bodies.
to r/Showerthoughts by chris14020
9 months ago
Locking things in a safe usually makes them safer, but locking people in a safe is unsafe.
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
People sneeze when they're awake but not when they're asleep
to r/Showerthoughts by iwantabjthrowaway
1 year ago
We'd all probably be one of the last people to recognize our evil clone since we never see ourselves walking around
to r/Showerthoughts by FishPasteGuy
1 year ago
Companies will often pay you what you really believe you’re worth. The problem is, that goes both ways.
to r/Showerthoughts by Johnny_B_Asshole
9 months ago
No one really knows if they are straight unless they have tried not being straight.
to r/Showerthoughts by OmryR
9 months ago
When AI gets good enough it continue series from where they left off
to r/Showerthoughts by The_manintheshed
2 months ago
All bananas are strippers
to r/Showerthoughts by TotalJelly2442
2 months ago
It says a lot about drinking games that drinking is the punishment for losing
to r/Showerthoughts by evil_nirvana_x
1 year ago
Spoilers are probably leaked by the production companies to generate conversation and increase awareness. Free advertising and advertising information.
to r/Showerthoughts by LitteVoice
11 months ago
Birth control pills are there to prevent fertilization when you wanna do the deed, but side effects include, not wanting to do the deed
to r/Showerthoughts by Tobyistheworstperson
1 year ago
Cheating on a partner is widely frowned upon, yet everyone loves, and sings along with the Pina Colada song…about cheating on a partner.
to r/Showerthoughts by iwantabjthrowaway
1 year ago
Caves are the indoors for the outdoors, unless you put a door on the cave, at which point they're normal indoors
to r/Showerthoughts by RedAfroNinja
1 year ago
There's no way to know how many other butts have been on the chair your using
to r/Showerthoughts by International-Grade
1 month ago
Digital director is the new title for thirst trap.
to r/Showerthoughts by East-Bluejay6891
6 months ago
The ability to read minds initially seems cool until you realize it's a passive ability like hearing. Meaning, you can't just turn it on and off. You'd likely go insane if you remain around other people. At a minimum you'll have major trust issues in every relationship.
to r/Showerthoughts by Da_Baby765
2 months ago
Deaf people can mute the world by just pulling their hearing aids out.