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7 months ago
[Thank You] Do ya have a date for V Day? Yes, it's Feb 14. What do the French give Valentines? A big quiche. What did the painter tell his gf? I love ya w/all my art. What did the guy w/a broken leg tell his Val? I have a crutch on you. What did the paperclip tell the magnet? I find ya so attractive
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[Thank You] Mystery Valentines - Did you send one?
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[Thank You] Hear about the guy who gave up smoking cold turkey for the new year? He's fine, but still coughing up feathers. Or the guy who shoplifted a calendar? He got 12 months. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square - it reminds me of what I did all year. The best NY's resolution? 1080p.
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[Thank you] Are you the mystery sender?
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[Thank You] If Santa had a baby, what would he be? A subordinate Claus. How did Rudolph open his comedy routine? “I’m about to sleigh you!” The difference between snowmen & snowwomen? Snowballs. What music do elves love most? Wrap. Hear about the elf who shoots rockets from his feet? Missile Toe.
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[Thank You]“Season’s greetings,” said the rosemary to the basil leaf. Birch, please - I like my Xmas trees real thick 'n sprucy! XMas has me feeling extra Santa-mental. My fave Xmas ghost? Ghost of Xmas Presents. Shake it like a pole-oroid pic! Santa put me on the naughty list - he had just 'claus.
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[Thank You] My rhyme rollin' with a cherry & twist of lime. Is it worth more than a dime? Wait, you think I’m slingin’ slime ‘n grime?!? I ain’t servin’ time for this thank you crime! "I like to rhyme! I like my beats funky, I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy! I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee!"
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[Thank You] If you were fruit you’d be a fine-apple! We'd make a cute pear. If you were dried fruit you’d be my date. You must be fruit ‘cause honeydew you know how sweet UR? I like you berry much, from my head to-ma-toes. You a lemon? You make me wanna pucker up. Running outta pickup limes!
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[Thank You] Multiple Men Mystified & Mesmerized, Mistake u/lonelytwatwaffle’s Lush, Lovin’, Hella Hung, Hot, Huge-A$$ Humongous Happy Mail Gift for Amazon Package
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[Thank You] Fabulous Furby Fanatic Friend Fills Femur (& heart) w/ Faith, Fortune, & Felicity! Whom do you get when you cross a poet-philosopher with an awesome artist with a hella fun friend?!? u/non_avian
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[Thank You]Never go into business w/watermelon, they’re seedy. Hear about the fruit convicted of armed robbery? Now he’s a waterfelon. Why are watermelons the saddest fruit? They get melancholy. Why did the melon break up w/his melon gf? Didn't know water problem was, always so melondramatic!
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[Thank You] Barbie, if you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. RU French Barbie? 'Cause Eiffel 4U. Barbie RU a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you! Hi Barbie, my name's Microsoft! Can I crash at your place tonight? You from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see!
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