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r/oneliners

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Rule 1: Posts must be one liners Rule 1: Jokes must be one liners yeah ok
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to r/oneliners by LowIQHaver7
1 day ago
With great butt comes great nut
to r/oneliners by StrongCulture9494
1 month ago
I once auditioned for a porno; the competition was stiff but I came up short....😅
to r/oneliners by zodiackodiak515
2 months ago
I wonder if the UnitedHealthcare CEO had Nationwide for his home/auto insurance. "Nationwide Homicide"
to r/oneliners by Keep-Doing-Your-Best
2 months ago
There’s a thin line between heroes and herpes.
to r/oneliners by zodiackodiak515
2 months ago
The electrician got a lot of negative press after his arrest, but on a positive note he was cleared of all charges
to r/oneliners by zodiackodiak515
3 months ago
You can do anything. Once
to r/oneliners by zodiackodiak515
3 months ago
I tried to tell an anal sex joke, butt fuck it.
to r/oneliners by Major_Independence82
3 months ago
Fruit farmers eat what they can and can what they can’t
to r/oneliners by whispers_12305
5 months ago
Giving a delicious fudge made with chocolate laxatives, as a gift, is the best revenge.
to r/oneliners by whispers_12305
5 months ago
I could agree with you but then we both be wrong.
to r/oneliners by PotenciaMachina
3 months ago
3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad; it's 5050.
to r/oneliners by stoppmingyourtits
2 months ago
Complicated bra straps should be named Algebras…
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
11 months ago
Can anyone tell me what the film Carry Ontology was about?
to r/oneliners by stoppmingyourtits
2 months ago
If you’re aroused by dirty talk, then technically, your genitals are voice activated
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
11 months ago
I can't believe rear of the year was won by December again.
to r/oneliners by that1guywithabeard
8 months ago
l.
to r/oneliners by Anonymous_Bozo
11 months ago
Being self employed is all well and good until you have to make out with your SELF at the company holiday party.
to r/oneliners by why_knot_not
1 year ago
When you cant spell Armageddon correctly, it's not the end of the world.
to r/oneliners by gradies
7 months ago
Everyone has kicked a pregnant lady.
to r/oneliners by Anonymous_Bozo
11 months ago
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
to r/oneliners by Anonymous_Bozo
11 months ago
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work
to r/oneliners by mrx1992
1 year ago
I once put diesel in a escort, she died
to r/oneliners by PotenciaMachina
3 months ago
I regret eating a clock, it's a real time-consuming process.
to r/oneliners by PotenciaMachina
3 months ago
I accidentally joined a kleptomaniacs support group, but when I realized my mistake I took something from it.
to r/oneliners by Squirrel_Thick
1 year ago
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.