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to r/nocontext by stratusmonkey
11 months ago
"He drinks so much prune juice that he should have type 2 klingon diabetes and purple poo."
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to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
I'm just saying. Back in my day you had to throw a virgin into a volcano. None of this 'buying human remains on tumblr' bullshit
to r/nocontext by SpawnTheTerminator
7 months ago
A dude paid me $40 (my prices were lower back then and I have since quadrupled them) to write about him being eaten by a larger version of himself that was also a dragon, and the process of him going through the digestive system and being shat out only to become best friends forever by the end,
to r/nocontext by Muspel
7 months ago
"Killing yourself has fixed this issue for myself and a few other friends. I haven't encountered the issue ever since and to my knowledge the other people that killed themselves have not had the issue again either."
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Blood stained catwalks with little chunks of fur... I'd be down for that, yeah
to r/nocontext by ValidatedQuail
7 months ago
I'm surprised surgery didn't figure out where the paper towels were going before the janitor
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to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
A bible is a decent precaution when just reading up about it, but when you actually start to write the code make sure you also have a carved idol of Ganesha, a signed photo of the Dalai Lama and a written prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster near your computer, just in case.
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
A real friend carries laxatives for exactly this scenario.
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
*Bagging area sprouts clowns*
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Reminds me of the time al-Qaeda threw an ice cream eating contest.
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
accidentally become a USB stick
to r/nocontext by DoobieMcJoints
7 months ago
And that's just their shitty behavior at the college level. Nobody here is talking about them waving their dick around in Public K-12 education.
to r/nocontext by antisocialmedic
7 months ago
YOU ONLY LIKE PENIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A RACIST
to r/nocontext by DoubleDonk
7 months ago
They're just out playing Grand Theft: Embryo in their car.
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Hahaha I laughed even though I'm 97% dead inside
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
I have a shock bitch but only level 50
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
I forgot what we were talking about. (2009 yodeling champion)
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
I'd rather be a sea cucumber than a urinary tract infection
to r/nocontext by DoctorWhoops
7 months ago
*imagining baboon noises coming from my butt.*
to r/nocontext by Predatormagnet
1 year ago
I have a tough enough time opening a beer w/o anyone hearing. I can't imagine trying to sneak a bologna sandwich out of a 2200 psi storage vessel.
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to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Bear society has no visibly ordained clerics.
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Beware the false gods of the pantaloons
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Sartre is Seroquel to Kierkegaards's Tylenol PM.
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Is it allowed if the toilet points in the direction of Mecca?
to r/nocontext by Kusibu
7 months ago
Short of transforming into a Japanese man shaped mini jet and flying you, no I think you're right.
in Japan