r/nocontext
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This reddit was inspired by a post by The_Big_Salad - when I read "mystery cloth on the guy's head turns out to be his underwear" I knew it had to be done.
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I want Nintendo to apologize to Kaga and beg him to come out of retirement and direct the next game, so he can subject us to questionably incestuous pairings, mind controlled slash kidnapped women, and overly-convoluted background lore.
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If I cut it up first, l'm still pulling it out of what's left.
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I didn’t think they would eat MY styrofoam 😔
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I thought that meant “Rawdawg me, I’m a bottom”
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One time I ate two bacon cheeseburgers with a couple cups of coffee, and enjoyed it. That covers pretty much all the major religions right there.
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My penis was black at this stage and I was showing it
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My penis was black at this stage and I was showing it
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my God, the things Ronald McDonald did to my anus...
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If I ejaculated Kraft singles, world hunger woulda ended years ago.
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“Cold toes in the butt crack...Makes em squeal like a baby bunny.”
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I will post the picture with top off. I just need to get to my computer first. Thank you
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She can run faster than my other fully legged cats, it honestly hasn't affected her at all. We made sure to remove the entire shoulder blade so she's nice and aerodynamic.
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The take-away here is that the next time you spraypaint naked in a closed space, be sure to remove all your blood for safe storage beforehand. I recommend tupperware.
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The decapitation was sad, but scooping out the internals was happy. That was a roller coaster
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Horse nipples 4/10. 8/10 with rice.
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Pro life tip: Cut your body in half, get your friend to climb in, sew yourself back together with the friend still inside
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Now imagine you have to travel 5 solar systems for take out of a youthful, raw Plendorian child with Szechuan Sauce and a side of onion rings. That's a heck of a trip for midnight munchies.
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Have you stopped beating your husband?
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I flap my arms like a bird. The closer I am to ejaculation, the faster I flap.
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"As a million boxer brief Fetishist I’ll be the judge of that."
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I'd fucking love to steal those fucking zhevra hooves. Fuck those animals, they can try and walk around on their stumpy fucking legs while dying of blood loss and sepsis for all i care.
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"Heck you van, I'm fishing here!" • r/rarepuppers
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Imagine listening to your favorite song through a blender made of dying cattle.
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I click the first link and turn the volume all the way up. My phone blasts 30 seconds of male guinea hen noises. I watch the headphone jack the whole time, but nothing comes out.
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Hey skin really is amazing