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My penis was black at this stage and I was showing it
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If I ejaculated Kraft singles, world hunger woulda ended years ago.
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The take-away here is that the next time you spraypaint naked in a closed space, be sure to remove all your blood for safe storage beforehand. I recommend tupperware.
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Horse nipples 4/10. 8/10 with rice.
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Sounds like you just need to fuck your sister and get the awkwardness out of the way.
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"He drinks so much prune juice that he should have type 2 klingon diabetes and purple poo."
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I'm surprised surgery didn't figure out where the paper towels were going before the janitor
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I have a tough enough time opening a beer w/o anyone hearing. I can't imagine trying to sneak a bologna sandwich out of a 2200 psi storage vessel.
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For future reference, only put things up your butt that have a flanged base.
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How do you manage to have 4 different hairstyles that all scream I jack off to tentacle porn?
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Typical r/jokes banter
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"The orange ones are the shit. Grew up with about 10 of those in my mouth on any given day."
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SATAN WILL KNIT YOU A COFFIN. WITH NEEDLES MADE FROM HUMAN FEMURS.
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"I do this often on accident. Spies are fucking sketchy looking fucks. I see a spy sitting in a corner looking shady, I'm shooting that bitch regardless of color."
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"Yeah, romance between totally impotent older brother and mentally handicapped younger sister is really fascinating"
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You know, I was eating out this horse and I tasted your sister's semen. Then I wondered "Is that how Grandma died?"
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thats a nice cock
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look, if you can't enjoy swallowing dicks that's your own problem. you don't have to share your self-loathing.
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He's literally ninja jesus at this point
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"It's gotta be a massive "fuck you" to Cherokee people too - imagine having your culture's version of Hitler depicted on money you see and use all the time."
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let me smell yo' dick
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Homosexual, jewish, half Chinese, half black women of reddit, why do you train tigers?
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