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10 months ago
One time I ate two bacon cheeseburgers with a couple cups of coffee, and enjoyed it. That covers pretty much all the major religions right there.
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10 months ago
Imagine listening to your favorite song through a blender made of dying cattle.
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10 months ago
I click the first link and turn the volume all the way up. My phone blasts 30 seconds of male guinea hen noises. I watch the headphone jack the whole time, but nothing comes out.
in Guinea
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10 months ago
I need autism to bingo dammit I was so close
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10 months ago
I can assure you that poop in spanish is definitely not bae
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10 months ago
"I got bellwheatsex. Am i doing it right?"
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10 months ago
Exactly, it can't cost much to rent a deer
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10 months ago
Well I'm not an animal or a small kid so I'm golden to lick right?
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10 months ago
I have several gaps. Never once have I been asked to explain it.
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10 months ago
He needs to refinance his fucks at a better interest rate
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10 months ago
I'd say gameplay would be the right burger, but probably 1 patty, and a bear phasing through it.
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10 months ago
"Right? I was still considering the possibility that that old Italian looking man in the bottom picture on the left was transgender, now I know he isn't. Why would I even bother watching it now?"
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10 months ago
Aw man, I can't believe I'm gonna miss out because of the genocide
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10 months ago
"Here's that MDMA you were looking for in the bad area of town at 11:23pm Dec 16 Thursday night fam!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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10 months ago
no way. Jésus is worth at least 15 Aidans.
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10 months ago
Won't somebody think of (your) children?! They'd be delicious.
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10 months ago
It can start vibrating when it's time for another crusade
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10 months ago
You have to rob a Carl's Jr now. for the sins of the father
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10 months ago
I prefer Melon Dump
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10 months ago
With their powers combined they could be White Lady
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10 months ago
"Thanks, Satan." I still giggle.
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10 months ago
Now I'm wondering if the sagginess of boxer puppies would act as a parachute
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10 months ago
I'm just saying. Back in my day you had to throw a virgin into a volcano. None of this 'buying human remains on tumblr' bullshit
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10 months ago
Blood stained catwalks with little chunks of fur... I'd be down for that, yeah
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10 months ago
A bible is a decent precaution when just reading up about it, but when you actually start to write the code make sure you also have a carved idol of Ganesha, a signed photo of the Dalai Lama and a written prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster near your computer, just in case.