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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by LoganSCPLOVER
9 months ago
Yawing is Silent Screaming.
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
8 months ago
New Year’s Eve for some is a thankful goodbye and for others a hopeful hello
to r/Showerthoughts by acadamianut
8 months ago
Breakfast in bed is welcomed when it’s for someone else but frowned upon when it’s for you.
to r/Showerthoughts by Dyspaereunia
4 months ago
Having neck pain makes it difficult to eat tacos.
to r/Showerthoughts by caleb_dre
5 months ago
Life insurance is a pretty modern invention
to r/Showerthoughts by Blazed0ut
1 year ago
Gold and diamonds only have their insane value because humans think shiny rocks are pretty to look at.
to r/Showerthoughts by TriTexh
9 months ago
Every day, the universe dies for thousands of people
to r/Showerthoughts by fatproduce
4 months ago
Debbie Reynolds (Carrie Fisher's mother) died from a broken heart, just like Padme (Leia's mother) did.
to r/Showerthoughts by Merkavelly
11 months ago
The medieval weapon, morning star, is named such because it looks like the sun.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
8 months ago
When the dentist is working on you and they use a normal voice you know they're talking to a coworker, when they sound like they're talking to a puppy they're talking to you.
to r/Showerthoughts by daecrist
8 months ago
Mel Brooks made the last universally loved Star Wars movie
to r/Showerthoughts by zajazajazajazajaz
4 months ago
Girls who wear socks during sex look cute; guys who wear socks during sex look like douchebags
to r/Showerthoughts by letspetpuppies
4 months ago
People have been going to CVS for years, decades even, but no one knows what it stands for without looking it up
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
8 months ago
In every horror movie the killer attacks in the most scary or creepy way possible instead of the most convenient.
to r/Showerthoughts by VegemitWombat11
3 months ago
When you are looking for someone in a crowd, you usually see everyone except the person you are looking for.
to r/Showerthoughts by Prancing-Saber
4 months ago
Solidarity to all fellow workers forever.
to r/Showerthoughts by LinLin--G-and-W
2 months ago
At some point in history, full nudity changed from normal to something to be shameful about
to r/Showerthoughts by dadsyourteacher
1 year ago
Most people you have met have completely forgotten about who you even are
to r/Showerthoughts by Grasscutter101
2 months ago
An accordion is a hand harmonica.
to r/Showerthoughts by HeresiarchQin
6 months ago
People feel less pain buying a $1000 phone every couple years than buying a $1000 fridge or TV every couple decades
to r/Showerthoughts by Groundbreaking-Bear5
1 week ago
No fast food chain has beef nuggets
to r/Showerthoughts by Moist_Farmer3548
1 week ago
Rabbits' tendency of running out in front of cars may eventually result in evolution of faster and faster rabbits near roads.
to r/Showerthoughts by willyCe
4 months ago
Most natural phenomena seem ancient but tornados feel modern
to r/Showerthoughts by Pard01
1 week ago
People who lose their glasses, need their glasses, to find their glasses
to r/Showerthoughts by RandoEncounter
1 year ago
Finding a needle in a haystack is almost impossible, but so is Finding piece of hay in a needlestack; just for a different reason.