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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by dr_freeloader
4 months ago
Anyone who doesn't think they're attractive just isn't their own type
to r/Showerthoughts by Maleficent_Stress666
2 months ago
Being old and surprising kids with being good at video games is over
to r/Showerthoughts by snoopmt1
4 months ago
Old T-shirts are souvenirs from different points in your life.
to r/Showerthoughts by AddisonBlu
6 months ago
Rock stars often have to dress like 20 year olds well beyond the age they’d want to
to r/Showerthoughts by HayDareHiDeerHoDarr
5 months ago
Until solar and wind power were developed, electricity had always been created on a large scale using water in one way or another.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheLawnStink
1 month ago
Surgeons likely all have favorite surgeries to perform.
to r/Showerthoughts by GreenHornetzz
4 months ago
There’s no nothing that someone sums but there’s some something that no one knows.
to r/Showerthoughts by Thebrazilianleo
3 months ago
We never see the beginnings or endings of most people’s lives...
to r/Showerthoughts by MadgoonOfficial
6 months ago
When we think of Steve Irwin, we all imagine him with the same clothes on
to r/Showerthoughts by nottrying2bbanned
5 months ago
Jake Gyllenhaal the naturally funniest all year.
to r/Showerthoughts by asdfpartyy
5 months ago
Speeding is usually okay as long as you’re not first in line
to r/Showerthoughts by Grinagh
3 weeks ago
Your brain doesn't know what it doesn't know
to r/Showerthoughts by _jangofett_
5 months ago
Taquitos aren’t much different than Tacos
to r/Showerthoughts by DownwindLegday
4 months ago
When you get older, you can't make 'your mom jokes' anymore. Everyone's mom is dead or infirmed.
to r/Showerthoughts by BeansInMyForeskin
5 months ago
Your mailman judges you based on how often you empty your mailbox.
to r/Showerthoughts by ODvOS
6 months ago
Typically, pears are sold individually.
to r/Showerthoughts by bassmansrc
6 months ago
You never really hear about women having foot fetishes.
to r/Showerthoughts by -iamai-
5 months ago
You rarely see banana ice cream if ever
to r/Showerthoughts by Exact_Battle5815
3 weeks ago
A man without morals is no less than a monster
to r/Showerthoughts by debarn
6 months ago
We apply deodorant under our armpits but not for our crotch, although it can get way sweatier and smellier
to r/Showerthoughts by Honza368
2 weeks ago
Stars that started existing millions of years ago must sort of just pop into our night sky every once in a while since light takes so long to travel
to r/Showerthoughts by ariglgn
3 months ago
Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the receivers daily hygiene routine
to r/Showerthoughts by asusny2002
4 months ago
Man vs Bear debate shows how bad the average person is at understanding probability
to r/Showerthoughts by pokelover00000000001
5 months ago
Dentist make money on bad teeth so you shouldn't buy toothpaste they recommend
to r/Showerthoughts by Jen-Ai
4 months ago
Soon, people will be born never to know the sweet aroma of gasoline fumes during a fill-er-up.