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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by stvhght
1 year ago
It’s never nighttime on the sun
to r/Showerthoughts by DarthJephph
1 month ago
It's weird how whenever you have gum, nine out of ten people in the room want some from you. It's like we're all unwittingly addicted to gum, in small doses.
to r/Showerthoughts by uvaspina1
5 months ago
Given Elvis Presley’s popularity, it’s surprising more people aren’t named Elvis
to r/Showerthoughts by gravitywind1012
1 day ago
Their are people that can kill another human without remorse or hesitation as if it’s as mundane as deciding what shirt to wear in the morning.
to r/Showerthoughts by ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE
10 months ago
With great height comes great responsibility
to r/Showerthoughts by OmryR
10 months ago
The fact we see monkeys in many islands isn’t that they are indigenous to the area, they were probably brought there by humans at some point
to r/Showerthoughts by Dm1185
1 year ago
A majority of money people save from student loan forgiveness will probably go towards childcare and insulin.
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
10 months ago
People must feel smooth and cold to dogs
to r/Showerthoughts by OmryR
10 months ago
Army guard posts have had a human inside them for as long as they existed, possibly decades
to r/Showerthoughts by LosAngelesLiver
7 months ago
Scientists still don’t know why insects are attracted to light .. there are only theories
to r/Showerthoughts by InteractionDizzy3134
1 year ago
Tik tok Videos of people laughing to videos while showing you another video on Tik tok is the modern laugh box.
to r/Showerthoughts by 0Tyrael0
7 months ago
When you do all the work you take all the blame when it goes wrong
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
10 months ago
Military pilots who bail out technically become paratroopers
to r/Showerthoughts by MisterZh
1 month ago
Many tattoos or surgeries have been ruined by earthquakes.
to r/Showerthoughts by Bataranger999
1 month ago
2030 has become such a poster child for future predictions the actual year itself is going to pale in comparison to all the hype around it
to r/Showerthoughts by post_ex0dus
10 months ago
Getting a little bit of spilled water on the center of your pants is much worse then getting the whole pants wet.
to r/Showerthoughts by DecalArtist
10 months ago
Figs are NOT vegan! Many contain wasp remnants or larvae
to r/Showerthoughts by Crazy_Ad574
9 months ago
The most dangerous thing in the ocean is the water.
to r/Showerthoughts by HopefulGuy1
3 months ago
Killing animals feels more evil than killing humans in video games, but in real life it's the other way around.
to r/Showerthoughts by EccentricHorse11
9 months ago
You can lift up your spirits by downing some spirits.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
10 months ago
Our sense of pain just so happens to be perfectly calibrated to how dangerous something is to the body.
to r/Showerthoughts by DaMonehhLebowski
1 year ago
Al Pacino and Penn Jillette are slowly becoming the same person
to r/Showerthoughts by imissrushmore
1 month ago
Film actors play characters in a universe where the actor doesn't exist.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
10 months ago
There’s a fine line between retro and dated
to r/Showerthoughts by SexyDickButt
1 year ago
The north pole is actually the south pole, since it attracts the north side of compasses.