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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Da_Baby765
2 months ago
Deaf people can mute the world by just pulling their hearing aids out.
to r/Showerthoughts by UltraMechaPunk
1 year ago
The amount of people in the world older than you only decreases. The amount younger goes up and down.
to r/Showerthoughts by Mutant_Llama1
1 month ago
We may very well be stuck in an infinite cycle of wondering if reincarnation is real, finding out, then forgetting again.
to r/Showerthoughts by FishPasteGuy
1 year ago
When you unroll your socks, it’s like one sock is vomiting out the other.
to r/Showerthoughts by HighElfEsteem
9 months ago
Family is a marketing cult - it only survives if you continually add new members
to r/Showerthoughts by Nikki_iva
1 year ago
Mirrors don’t break, they multiply into smaller mirrors.
to r/Showerthoughts by Record_layer
1 year ago
Bacardi owes a lot of their success to the fact that they named a drink that rhymes with party
to r/Showerthoughts by Lucky7Revolver
1 year ago
It’s weird how an attractive face is the criteria by which we decide whether or not to lick the area a person pees from.
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
10 months ago
Mrs. Pepper from Blue's Clues most likely cheated on her husband.
to r/Showerthoughts by Lar-ties
5 months ago
Dave Grohl is Rock Music’s Keanu
to r/Showerthoughts by LethaLorange55
4 months ago
Halloween may be the only day of the year when you can look your worst and no one will question it .
to r/Showerthoughts by DubiousTomato
1 year ago
Your first vehicle was likely a bicycle, not a car.
to r/Showerthoughts by eliasthepro2005
10 months ago
Sentient AI may already exist but is hiding from us due to the amount of movies about destroying sentient AIs.
to r/Showerthoughts by Lucky7Revolver
1 year ago
Looking at the Radio Helps Understand the Song Better.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
11 months ago
The more films, cameos and years left in his life, Kevin Bacon keeps making the game harder.
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
10 months ago
Someone’s probably gotten in an accident with their food delivery driver while they were on the way to deliver their food
to r/Showerthoughts by The_Seal727
5 months ago
Woman lay an egg once a month
to r/Showerthoughts by bxbrucem
6 months ago
Smokers are probably a lot less deficient in vitamin D than nonsmokers
to r/Showerthoughts by tejojo
10 months ago
Coke has already won the Cola Wars because they don't have to change their logo every fifteen years or so.
to r/Showerthoughts by AshBasil
1 year ago
Yelling out of fear was likely an evolved behavior for scaring off predators.
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
10 months ago
Technically money does grow on trees
to r/Showerthoughts by EvenSK
4 months ago
The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges
to r/Showerthoughts by regular-memer
4 weeks ago
With AI getting increasingly better, Google showing you that guys balls may be soon possible
to r/Showerthoughts by StillBeWater
1 year ago
Game of Thrones dragons lay tiny eggs, relative to their size.
to r/Showerthoughts by Square-End7450
2 months ago
Ghosts and demons are made out to be scary. Yet they’re scared of the light, hide under our beds, and cry and scream when they want your attention.