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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by BallCoach15
7 months ago
Lettuce doesn’t have a taste or a flavor. It just adds a nice crunch.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
9 months ago
In order to turn white rice into brown rice, you just have to eat the white rice.
to r/Showerthoughts by Vorel-Svant
11 months ago
The faster the wind, the warmer it is technically, but it feels the opposite way around,
to r/Showerthoughts by sanji-senpai
6 months ago
A person’s favorite number gets weirder the higher it is
to r/Showerthoughts by westlaj
1 month ago
Jigsaw never used a jigsaw
to r/Showerthoughts by john_big-booty
1 year ago
Men don't suffer from premature ejaculation. Women do.
to r/Showerthoughts by Praj_Bhatt
2 weeks ago
The only thing worse than no internet, is slow internet.
to r/Showerthoughts by Worth-Primary-9884
1 week ago
There is no oppositional sensation to pain - only 'less pain'
to r/Showerthoughts by KMcougar33
5 months ago
At some point we have all driven directly into the sun and trusted the person in front of us did not slam on their breaks.
to r/Showerthoughts by DartsNFishing96
1 year ago
Everyone is an asshole in someone’s story.
to r/Showerthoughts by thePinguOverlord
1 year ago
The Most Famous German Was Austrian
in Australia
to r/Showerthoughts by whocareswerefreaks
1 year ago
The results of an argument/debate rarely happen during
to r/Showerthoughts by 97Bo-Red13
1 year ago
As subscription services increase, excitement for new technology decreases.
to r/Showerthoughts by pufballcat
1 year ago
Bagpipes are unfairly maligned
in Mali
to r/Showerthoughts by Ejf420
4 months ago
There’s few things more dangerous and exciting than farting in an elevator
to r/Showerthoughts by djanice
4 months ago
People find cellulite deposits in women attractive, or the lack thereof in men
to r/Showerthoughts by john_big-booty
1 year ago
The number of people who can remember smoking and non smoking sections in restaurants lessens every day.
to r/Showerthoughts by whats_a_throwaway81
1 year ago
Tests generally test your ability to take tests
to r/Showerthoughts by ATXBookLover
2 months ago
People cared more about movies when it was harder to watch them.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheMegnificent1
3 months ago
All life, including humans, is entirely made from parts of the world that are NOT alive. Water, iron, carbon, calcium, etc. So we're just bits of nonliving things, and when those bits are put into specific configurations, they come to life.
to r/Showerthoughts by Osodarck
3 months ago
People who watch the news daily believe that we are increasingly living in insecure times, when in fact it is the opposite.
to r/Showerthoughts by SoggyMuffin95
4 months ago
There's a high probability that at least once in your life, someone has wished you were dead.
to r/Showerthoughts by RedditIsFascinating
4 months ago
The fact that we press harder on the TV remote when we know the batteries are weak is a perfect example of how humans deal with problems.
to r/Showerthoughts by Haki23
3 months ago
We have Rangers, Rogues, Samurai and Ninjas. Car companies need to give us a healing class
to r/Showerthoughts by simplywebby
6 months ago
Somewhere in the world there’s a lover who will change your life forever. You just have crossed paths yet.