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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by luciatthebest
1 year ago
There is a whole young generation who don't know what an aglet is.
to r/Showerthoughts by TobyWonCanoeBee
9 months ago
Chessboards don't have spare pieces for when you get a second queen or a third rook
to r/Showerthoughts by jrjustintime
9 months ago
Chicken McGriddle is the handheld chicken and waffles.
to r/Showerthoughts by calltyrone416
7 months ago
We'll know that AI is a problem when every news article suddenly starts saying that it isn't
to r/Showerthoughts by Rikke00
8 months ago
You know you’re an adult when no one praises you anymore for doing the most basic things.
to r/Showerthoughts by valahara
4 days ago
There are tons of artificial sweeteners, but no artificial salteners.
to r/Showerthoughts by Vesurel
10 months ago
Every hotel on earth is a 1 star hotel.
to r/Showerthoughts by distortedsymbol
1 year ago
You can basically violate any culture's cuisine by putting ketchup on it.
to r/Showerthoughts by ZacSpot
1 year ago
Hockey is a LaCrosse party mode with high gravity and lowered friction.
to r/Showerthoughts by AvantAdvent
6 months ago
AI enhanced photos aren’t truly what you captured, only an approximation of it
to r/Showerthoughts by bobdung
9 months ago
In 2023 we still need to go to a dentist to have tartar violently scraped off..
to r/Showerthoughts by HayDareHiDeerHoDarr
6 months ago
A tall persons heart works harder then a short persons heart because gravity.
to r/Showerthoughts by HayDareHiDeerHoDarr
6 months ago
Body language is a universal language
to r/Showerthoughts by snoopmt1
1 year ago
Celery is nature's string cheesd
to r/Showerthoughts by hateful_presley13
1 year ago
Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock.
to r/Showerthoughts by justadicknsea
5 months ago
Broken people seek out broken people because they hope the pieces are interchangeable.
to r/Showerthoughts by mrniceguy78
1 year ago
Gold isn’t worth it’s weight in $100 bills
to r/Showerthoughts by Thesadcook
4 months ago
It is impossible to crack an egg into a pan yolk side down.
to r/Showerthoughts by dg10262
1 year ago
Dogs are S-Tier companions.
to r/Showerthoughts by b3terbread
1 year ago
Good behavior isn't always a reflection of good character, sometimes it's just the fear of consequences
to r/Showerthoughts by baktu7
1 year ago
A person is an artificial intelligence with an ego module in control.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheAmnesiacKid
4 months ago
As evidenced by the refusal to put an equal number of each respective product in their packaging, one can only assume there is a widespread conspiracy to keep consumers in an endless cycle of purchasing hot dogs and buns when one or the other runs out.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
9 months ago
Non native English speakers must think Yoda is dumb.
to r/Showerthoughts by yellow-memes
9 months ago
Telling someone they have good makeup can either be taken as a compliment or insult
to r/Showerthoughts by calexil
7 months ago
For birds, it must be really difficult/annoying to fly in the rain.