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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Teleportation will make movers redundant
to r/Showerthoughts by CWOrange
8 months ago
Irish pubs are craic houses
to r/Showerthoughts by PlsDontBanMe___
1 year ago
Many people end up dying before a long wait to watch a sequel or album drop.
to r/Showerthoughts by hoodytwin
4 months ago
You can usually tell if someone has been punched in the face.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Your favourite show stops trying once it gets noticed by mainstream media.
to r/Showerthoughts by mandu_xiii
2 months ago
Our use of the remains of extinct dinosaurs have caused innumerable extinctions. The sinks got their revenge.
to r/Showerthoughts by pyam_to_go
3 months ago
You don‘t know you were sleeping until you woke up.
to r/Showerthoughts by 0ldpenis
1 year ago
The first unmanned airliner will have to be flown thousands of hours carrying cargo to prove to humanity it is safe to carry passengers.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Electronics and machinery has only existed for 1% of human history
to r/Showerthoughts by Classless_G3ntleman
5 months ago
Motorcycle riders are part of an exclusive group who have stood on certain parts of the roadways; like the middle of a highway.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
People of the same sex are better at flirting with each other than the opposite sex.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Every single person that claims they lived a past life has never had one on another planet.
to r/Showerthoughts by gangaramate13
10 months ago
Priceless works of art have a price
to r/Showerthoughts by FearThePeople23
1 year ago
The bread knife is the least washed utensil
to r/Showerthoughts by OnTheDevilsGrave
1 year ago
Soon, Logitech controllers will be sold with a warning to not use to operate submarine vehicules.
to r/Showerthoughts by No_Understanding162
1 year ago
Saliva is the final ingredient of every single food.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Someday we will all be forgotten
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Aardman is the only company left that makes claymation films for kids.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
Kids are much more accepting of other people than adults are.
to r/Showerthoughts by BorntobeTrill
6 months ago
Adding salt to seasoned salt makes it less seasoned.
to r/Showerthoughts by Deathman35
1 year ago
With the digital age coming up, it is likely that 90% of our history is going to be lost in the future.
to r/Showerthoughts by I_Am_A_Real_Hacker
4 months ago
You spend the majority of your life alone with your own thoughts
to r/Showerthoughts by dmyster23
1 year ago
Orgasms are so incredibly enjoyable, we even like to watch others enjoying themselves
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Dogs have no concept of money and yet have worked out an entire barter economy of love for food
to r/Showerthoughts by luciatthebest
1 year ago
There is a whole young generation who don't know what an aglet is.