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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
6 months ago
You don't really think about how much you've peed until you pee in a bottle
to r/Showerthoughts by Oralstotle
1 year ago
It's possible for both of your parents to die before you're born.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
10 months ago
It's essential that blind people learn their left from their right.
to r/Showerthoughts by Rocasolida
11 months ago
You will never have a fire breakout in a sushi place.
to r/Showerthoughts by mwthompson77
1 year ago
We eat candy in March that we stole from our children in October.
to r/Showerthoughts by nickles72
1 year ago
The other problem with fossil fuels is that they create enormous wealth without labor or invention. Very few profit from millions of years of earths history.
to r/Showerthoughts by nottalottawisdom
5 months ago
Most of humanity enjoys being lied to, as long as it keeps them safe
to r/Showerthoughts by Tutti_Fucking-Fruity
1 year ago
Chat GDP is what old people think google is
to r/Showerthoughts by mwthompson77
1 year ago
Boxing referees and trainers are always old
to r/Showerthoughts by son_of_x
4 months ago
It is weird how Adam just started existing as an adult. No childhood; just vibes and confusion.
to r/Showerthoughts by turkeyman20
2 months ago
There are only 2 states of matter. Food or Poison.
to r/Showerthoughts by mwthompson77
1 year ago
Green tea isn’t green
to r/Showerthoughts by OminOus_PancakeS
5 months ago
You hear a lot about people growing their own marijuana but never about people growing their own tobacco.
to r/Showerthoughts by Haze_Eerie
2 months ago
Parenting a teenager is difficult because its hard to tell them you understand what they’re going through without admitting to all the things you did as a teenager
to r/Showerthoughts by thatboimartle
3 months ago
You never see anyone take off their shoes on TV
to r/Showerthoughts by losethefigleaf
2 months ago
TV shows always give away the specific focus of an episode when they show the recap
to r/Showerthoughts by Revolutionary-Tea-85
6 months ago
A high number of arrests in a city is cited as both an indicator of high crime and as a metric of successful law enforcement.
to r/Showerthoughts by Nixilaas
5 months ago
People care more about appearing to advocate for mental health than actually doing it
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
6 months ago
Muscles works the same way as computers, they use 1s and 0s, contracts and expands, that produces really complicated actions.
to r/Showerthoughts by docobv77
10 months ago
Kids around the world are more likely to get nothing rather than a bag of coal.
to r/Showerthoughts by LosAngelesLiver
6 months ago
There can be no infinite future without an infinite past.
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
6 months ago
Final Destination has given irrational fears to so many people
to r/Showerthoughts by MFcrayfish
1 year ago
Kanye swapped Kim Kardashian for the KKK
to r/Showerthoughts by ovenkitten
1 year ago
Getting close to black holes will be a thrill seeking extreme sport in the future.
to r/Showerthoughts by JamesAibr
11 months ago
Batman cloud have been prevented if alfred took bruce to a shrink