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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by Finsfan909
2 months ago
Cyclops real superpower is his eyelids. They keep the lasers from going through humans
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Drive To Survive is successful despite the fact that races can be watched live
to r/Showerthoughts by Assfuck-McGriddle
1 year ago
There are some men who have sucked titties more as adults than as babies
to r/Showerthoughts by relaxguy2
1 year ago
Generally speaking, the louder someone is the dumber they are.
to r/Showerthoughts by SuperBonerFart
1 year ago
Writers are magicians of the mind.
to r/Showerthoughts by MagicMark0511
10 months ago
You'll never ever know you're last breath of fresh air....
to r/Showerthoughts by PacmanTheHitman
4 months ago
Movies never show the actors walking around in the dark looking for the light switch after a sex scene
to r/Showerthoughts by PrestigiousWaffles
9 months ago
Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers
to r/Showerthoughts by Existentialbreadd
1 year ago
Polyamory is the mutual funds of relationships.
to r/Showerthoughts by Pard01
2 months ago
Cinderella is apparently the only woman in the entire kingdom with her shoe size.
to r/Showerthoughts by GiraffeKing04
5 months ago
Some people have a minimum height requirement to ride them
to r/Showerthoughts by gravitywind1012
5 months ago
All people pull down their underwear at work at some point.
to r/Showerthoughts by PoofBam
1 year ago
The older you get, the less you care about being cool and that is in its essence what being cool is. The less you care about being cool the cooler you are.
to r/Showerthoughts by Vesurel
9 months ago
About half of people have organs you don't.
to r/Showerthoughts by Chaosraider98
8 months ago
When people regularly live to be over 100 years old, people will start to include the century on dates as well
to r/Showerthoughts by ShadeDust
4 months ago
Once you've learned a language, you can't hear it without understanding it ever again.
to r/Showerthoughts by hungright
9 months ago
Wonder if everyone still thinks and act like they did in high school
to r/Showerthoughts by throwaway777-ta
1 year ago
Popcorn kernels are edible pressure cookers
to r/Showerthoughts by Heath_co
9 months ago
In the future, we will have AI written news articles reporting on how much AI has taken over society.
to r/Showerthoughts by HiroshimaFog
9 months ago
There is absolutely no guarantee hard work will ever pay off, and bad behavior is typically awarded.
to r/Showerthoughts by tommyz39
1 year ago
There is no longer anyone who has known someone born in the 1700s
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
9 months ago
Gravity is a dog’s best friend in the kitchen and dining table
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Very little differentiates tomato sauce from tomato soup
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
6 months ago
Most of us are drug addicts who are high on caffeine
to r/Showerthoughts by BlasstOff
1 year ago
Dogs might just love that we feed them