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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by RandoEncounter
1 year ago
In Harry Potter's world, school 'shootings' must involve wands and magic.
to r/Showerthoughts by Shamon_Yu
4 months ago
There are people who don't know you can whistle and hum simultaneously.
to r/Showerthoughts by Record_layer
1 year ago
The use of LOL has become such a common lie that it's rude not to tell it
to r/Showerthoughts by Sahvige
1 year ago
A city can be larger than a state because there are no limits to how big a city can be
to r/Showerthoughts by GoodGuyBuddyBoy
6 months ago
We all are slowly drifting towards insanity but sleep resets the timer.
to r/Showerthoughts by Tricky_Buffalo156
1 year ago
Every 100 years or so the 8 billion people on the earth will be replaced with completely new people
to r/Showerthoughts by OnlyHere4ThePussycat
3 months ago
The only difference between imagination and hallucination is whether we wanted to experience it or not.
to r/Showerthoughts by fakedoorsarereal
9 months ago
Every fart's smell is distinct from another but we all realise when it's a fart and when it's not
to r/Showerthoughts by water__flower
10 months ago
It's a shame that if a negative person meets another negative person they don't become positive together
to r/Showerthoughts by WriterDave
2 months ago
The Ring Of Power must've been so disappointed spending 2000 years at the bottom of a river and another 500 with Gollum, only to be tossed into a volcano right when things got interesting again.
to r/Showerthoughts by gillman378
4 months ago
The type of person who sees their dog eating treats and thinks to take a bite are the same same type that discovered bizarre foods back in the Paleolithic era.
to r/Showerthoughts by bobbydigital_ftw
5 months ago
Everyone is against bullying, but they also routinely make fun of people online that they disagree with.
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
6 months ago
The more dangerous a transportation vehicle is, the safer it is to ride.
to r/Showerthoughts by tearsaresweat
1 year ago
To not expose his identity Batman is either driving the batmobile uninsured or is committing insurance fraud.
to r/Showerthoughts by SeminolesRenegade
9 months ago
Birds are only served prepared hot meals when they are young
to r/Showerthoughts by drewkungfu
9 months ago
Theres going to be a day where Mtv has a real photo of a lunarnaut with an Mtv logo flag.
to r/Showerthoughts by FantomPhox97
1 year ago
The older you get, the less people see you naked on a regular basis.
to r/Showerthoughts by dankestofmeme
4 months ago
Greenland actually has a lot more coastline than we think. It’s just buried under ice.
in Greenland
to r/Showerthoughts by SexyDickButt
11 months ago
It’s impossible to reach the expectation of perfection because we always look for even the smallest imperfections
to r/Showerthoughts by DrTootie
11 months ago
Dating and breaking up with a rapper.
to r/Showerthoughts by AnderBRO2
10 months ago
Food delivery services are popular because women don't cook anymore
to r/Showerthoughts by spaceturtle8008
9 months ago
The first people to find out that your voice sounds different to you on a recording must've been really confused
to r/Showerthoughts by bluntlyguncle
9 months ago
No girl has willingly peed on a spider.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheFeralFaux
1 year ago
Everyone who creates a robot references Asimovs laws of robotics but they don’t realise he made all his stories based on what happened when a robot didn’t/couldn’t follow those laws…
to r/Showerthoughts by Heylookanickel
11 months ago
Farts are no fun alone