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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by johnreese421
2 weeks ago
More than keeping your bedroom clean, lot more can be revealed about you the way you keep your kitchen and sink.
to r/Showerthoughts by doodybot
2 weeks ago
Hell is either extremely cold or extremely hot, depending on who you ask.
to r/Showerthoughts by bomonty18
2 weeks ago
Your nostrils are the size of your finger
to r/Showerthoughts by bobbyd121
1 year ago
There are 3 eras of video: black & white, color, and high definition
to r/Showerthoughts by littlemissperfectt
1 month ago
It's funny how we always remember the embarrassing things we've done, but can't seem to recall what we had for lunch last week.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sum3-yo
4 months ago
At a night out, you see many groups of straight women with one gay guy, but you don't see any group of straight guys with a lesbian.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
9 months ago
Life forms observing us must be really confused when we laugh.
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
5 months ago
The Leo zodiac sign looks like Ariana Grande
to r/Showerthoughts by MidnightJ1200
8 months ago
We subconsciously and unknowingly chase an adrenaline high.
to r/Showerthoughts by NakD_Bootstraps
3 months ago
There is a significant portion of the population that have tasted/ate semen.
to r/Showerthoughts by The_Seal727
4 months ago
We might just be micro organisms that live in or on a giant celestial being.
to r/Showerthoughts by TheLawnStink
5 months ago
Living life is kinda like an addiction. Everything new is awesome when you're a kid, but you need bigger and bolder activities as you age to get your fix.
to r/Showerthoughts by seriousneed
10 months ago
After many generations, someone was the first human to live without meeting every other human on earth.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
9 months ago
We are very lucky rodents are not attracted to clean living spaces.
to r/Showerthoughts by juninc4
4 months ago
Herbivores with no natural predators have it easy
to r/Showerthoughts by Blue-Apple-Blues
1 year ago
There might be more Nazi uniforms produced from Hollywood then Germany.
in Germany
to r/Showerthoughts by MojitoEngineer
1 year ago
Houseflies are trash at picking up social cues.
to r/Showerthoughts by darth_gon
5 months ago
Hugging your gay friends feels less gay than hugging your straight friends.
to r/Showerthoughts by SuperBonerFart
1 year ago
USPS delivery people are sometimes unknowingly drug delivery services
to r/Showerthoughts by yoskbt
6 months ago
You’ve probaly never hit something as hard as you possibly can and never will
to r/Showerthoughts by keejus
1 year ago
Sometimes it doesn't matter who is the smartest in the room, but who is most convincing.
to r/Showerthoughts by mrdicksolong
5 months ago
At some point in future, inflation will get to a point where being a millionaire will no longer be considered a benchmark of being rich
to r/Showerthoughts by jasefacewow
5 months ago
Drug users shouldn't go to jail for using a substance that is actively doing them harm - that's like punishing them twice
to r/Showerthoughts by JonSolo1
9 months ago
Teleportation will make movers redundant
to r/Showerthoughts by CWOrange
8 months ago
Irish pubs are craic houses