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r/Showerthoughts

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to r/Showerthoughts by gaz
4 months ago
Socks last longer when worn by people with silky smooth feet compared to those with crusty, dry feet
to r/Showerthoughts by PM_me_yourCCinfo
1 year ago
A gallon of gasoline is cheaper than a gallon of Gatorade
to r/Showerthoughts by Fun_Moment_3347
4 months ago
Cant have monsters under your bed if you throw your matress on the ground.
to r/Showerthoughts by Viperien
1 year ago
It’s weird to think alcohol tastes like poison and the reason is that it is.
to r/Showerthoughts by handjokazooie
1 year ago
Those who play video games have virtually killed a ridiculous amount of people/creatures.
to r/Showerthoughts by KingsDontAge
1 year ago
People think most of Gen Z is tech savvy but they're really just tech dependent
to r/Showerthoughts by steved32
1 year ago
Anything is bullet proof if it's thick enough... Nothing is bullet proof if the bullet is fast enough
to r/Showerthoughts by albasaurus_rex
1 year ago
We all accept male female plug naming like it wasn't named by a 14 year old boy
to r/Showerthoughts by Sum3-yo
3 months ago
Your average straight man has seen more penises than your average straight woman.
to r/Showerthoughts by flipinchicago
4 months ago
The next intelligent species that take over the earth will have museums of our bones on display
to r/Showerthoughts by Unlucky_Tone1407
1 year ago
Gut fauna are dinner
to r/Showerthoughts by Unlucky_Tone1407
1 year ago
All life is....is a Faustian Bargain
to r/Showerthoughts by kiruopaz
9 months ago
LitRPG's are the modern Western books.
to r/Showerthoughts by littlemissperfectt
1 month ago
The night before the day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.
to r/Showerthoughts by NutellaSex
1 year ago
VR porn is a fantasy that turns into a Black Mirror episode after post-nut clarity
to r/Showerthoughts by SinCityLola
1 year ago
A reality show but instead of watching other people’s lives you get followed for a day, unbeknownst to you, and then have to watch yourself.
to r/Showerthoughts by KoexD
1 week ago
Warm soda and cold coffee are the same temperature
to r/Showerthoughts by johnreese421
1 week ago
More than keeping your bedroom clean, lot more can be revealed about you the way you keep your kitchen and sink.
to r/Showerthoughts by doodybot
1 week ago
Hell is either extremely cold or extremely hot, depending on who you ask.
to r/Showerthoughts by bomonty18
1 week ago
Your nostrils are the size of your finger
to r/Showerthoughts by bobbyd121
11 months ago
There are 3 eras of video: black & white, color, and high definition
to r/Showerthoughts by littlemissperfectt
1 month ago
It's funny how we always remember the embarrassing things we've done, but can't seem to recall what we had for lunch last week.
to r/Showerthoughts by Sum3-yo
3 months ago
At a night out, you see many groups of straight women with one gay guy, but you don't see any group of straight guys with a lesbian.
to r/Showerthoughts by GarlicsPepper
8 months ago
Life forms observing us must be really confused when we laugh.
to r/Showerthoughts by jackrush122
5 months ago
The Leo zodiac sign looks like Ariana Grande