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r/DrunkOrAKid

135,619 subscribers
This subreddit is for stories of the greatest stupidity. Inspired by How I Met Your Mother, this subreddit was created for the purpose of hearing amusing stories and having other try to guess if you were drunk or a kid.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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to r/DrunkOrAKid by azuldelmar
8 months ago
I was convinced I had to bake a cake out of oatmeal and no one could stop me. I think it could’ve tasted good, if I hadn’t accidentally switched sugar and salt
to r/DrunkOrAKid by SkelletonQueenX
3 months ago
While I was drifting off to sleep after a very long day, I rolled over in bed and broke the window with my butt.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by yung_nudle
1 year ago
Got both my legs stuck behind my neck in the school cafeteria while drinking a juice box
to r/DrunkOrAKid by the_gift_of_g2j
7 months ago
Cried in bed because my friend was touching my back. It was actually my stuffed animal.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by Reddit_FTW
1 year ago
[meta] the spoiler thing doesn't work on the app?
in META
to r/DrunkOrAKid by jack_hammarred
7 months ago
My friends told me they were zombies so I chased them around the house with a curling iron because it was the most weapon-like object I could find.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by hannes96
7 months ago
Found a Lollipop but didn't want to eat it cold. Heated it up in the microwave and got a scar on my chin from it because it was so hot.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by luxetvoluptas
3 months ago
Walked away, came back and freaked out because I thought someone stole my slice of pizza. Upon realizing that I just ate it and forgot, I doubled down and insisted someone stole my pizza.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by CptDemos
1 month ago
Went to the theater, threw up on myself, walked into a fountain to clean myself up, asked a security guard to call my mom, she then helped me take a shower, and put me to bed.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by DaylightDarkle
7 months ago
Thought it was cool to spit out a mouthfull of marbles like a turret until I accidentally ate... a couple.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by DeDodgingEse
7 months ago
Was listening to "I believe I can fly" and literally believed I could. Proceeded to jump from a high bed and dove face first into failure.
to r/DrunkOrAKid by DeDodgingEse
7 months ago
I threw up on a couch in a frat house.