Walked away, came back and freaked out because I thought someone stole my slice of pizza. Upon reali...

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Walked away, came back and freaked out because I thought someone stole my slice of pizza. Upon realizing that I just ate it and forgot, I doubled down and insisted someone stole my pizza.

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I was not a smart kid, probably around six or seven. For some reason I felt like I needed to commit to the role and cried a little in front of the lunch monitor for another slice of pizza. The pizza was Dominos, it wasn't even good.

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