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r/Comebacks

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Ask for and post your best comebacks here!

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Updated Sep 1, 2023
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Added 7 years ago

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to r/Comebacks by R3dF0r3
1 week ago
What’s the worst reply to “I love you”?
to r/Comebacks by Ok_Half_3187
1 week ago
How to respond to “did u get that from reddit? haha”
to r/Comebacks by Drphatkat
2 weeks ago
What's a good comeback for "deal with it"?
to r/Comebacks by TheSkellyBrainAndEvo
3 weeks ago
Comebacks for when a female says to you "you have a big nose"
to r/Comebacks by smartboyman
3 weeks ago
Good comeback to “Are you gay?” to a girl you reject?
to r/Comebacks by zedchowder
1 month ago
Comeback for "Why are you wearing pink?" as a guy?
to r/Comebacks by DatTKDoe
1 month ago
What's a comeback when someone tells you their IQ is higher than yours?
to r/Comebacks by Own_Introduction3203
2 weeks ago
Best comeback to being called Dog the Bounty Hunter
to r/Comebacks by theparfaithouse
2 months ago
Best comeback to “you’re so quiet”
to r/Comebacks by Hefty_Standard_302
2 months ago
What’s a good comeback to an unsolicited dick pic?
to r/Comebacks by Prize_Ask_6616
1 month ago
Best comeback for “you don’t look big”
to r/Comebacks by Rich-Comfortable-227
3 months ago
Best comeback for "bite me!"
to r/Comebacks by carmenanderson_AZ
3 months ago
What is a good comeback when someone says, "Money can’t buy happiness"?
to r/Comebacks by Glittering-Trash8850
1 month ago
What is a good comeback when someone thinks you're faking a disability?
to r/Comebacks by Prize_Ask_6616
1 month ago
Comeback for “why didn’t you do it yet?”
to r/Comebacks by Numerous_Landscape16
3 months ago
Come back for when a man condescendingly calls you "sweetheart"?
to r/Comebacks by nephewreptile
4 months ago
What's a good comeback for "that's gay"?
to r/Comebacks by Prize_Ask_6616
1 month ago
Whats a comeback for “do you even lift?”
to r/Comebacks by Calm_Transition_8246
3 months ago
Comebacks for "you are ugly"
to r/Comebacks by Greyfoxx85
2 months ago
What's a comeback for "Why do you always look so sad/mad?" "Smile, its not that bad"
to r/Comebacks by pauly_pasqually
3 months ago
What’s a good comeback for “You look like you just got out of bed”?
to r/Comebacks by AtomicFile_
3 months ago
Comebacks for “You have an iPhone? Eww”
to r/Comebacks by zeepothesuperstar
3 months ago
any comeback to “you always have an excuse”
to r/Comebacks by AccomplishedCandy775
4 months ago
What’s the best comeback to panhandlers in the middle of the street at red lights?
to r/Comebacks by More-Equipment5022
3 months ago
Funny comebacks for " what illness/disability do you have?