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r/uselesssuperpowers

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Have you ever thought of or seen a superpower that was completely useless, but didn't want to cause a scene? Well, do it here! Some examples:
1. The ability to read your own mind.
2. Perfect night vision, but only in direct sunlight.
3. The ability to freeze time, but by doing so you are also frozen.

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Updated Sep 6, 2023
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Added 11 years ago

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to r/uselesssuperpowers by More_Strawberry5450
2 months ago
You can sit down really quickly
to r/uselesssuperpowers by DirtySlipper100
2 months ago
You can cook meat instantly to perfection but it spoils 6 seconds later
to r/uselesssuperpowers by Moist-Fruit8402
4 months ago
You can, at first glance, find the cig w the most tobacco in any ashtray. Except you dont smoke.
to r/uselesssuperpowers by SnooDucks6523
10 months ago
Everytime you try to sleep, a horn blares in your ear
to r/uselesssuperpowers by SnooDucks6523
10 months ago
You can turn invisible but only when you close your eyes and it stops working when you get within 4 feet of another person
to r/uselesssuperpowers by Manyflamingos
2 months ago
you turn back time whenever you're happy
to r/uselesssuperpowers by tannerbirb
2 months ago
You have a perfect photographic memory. Unfortunately, all the photographs are undeveloped Polaroids.
to r/uselesssuperpowers by ass_claper420210
2 months ago
you can move each toe individually like a hand
to r/uselesssuperpowers by QuillHasFavorites
2 months ago
Every time you jump, a random person in the world gets pushed just as hard into the ground.
to r/uselesssuperpowers by QuillHasFavorites
2 months ago
Your skin burns under UV light.
to r/uselesssuperpowers by QuillHasFavorites
2 months ago
You can customize the coloring and saturation of your urine.
to r/uselesssuperpowers by QuillHasFavorites
2 months ago
You can have as much sex as you want without getting tired, but the other person involved must be somehow attracted to you.
to r/uselesssuperpowers by QuillHasFavorites
2 months ago
Every time you jump, a random person in the world gets pushed just as hard into the ground.
to r/uselesssuperpowers by jayhow92
5 months ago
You can summon 1 pokemon to the real world but it is only a lv 1 magikarp that can't level up or evolve.