Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

r/twosentenceshitposts

959 subscribers
do whatever i dont fucking care anymore

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

New Top (24hr) Top (Week) Top (Month)
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
That night was the last time she laid her eyes on her brother.
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"Those bullies had it coming and they deserved to die" said Jeff the Killer
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
Me: What's cooking good looking?😏
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"JOE MAMA!! HAHA can't believe you fell for that one" I said while cackling
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"I think I made a mistake man. i think treated her wrong." I said as I stared out the window regretting my mistakes.
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"Father, I have shitted my pantaloons,"
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"🍆🍑👀?" she said.
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"Wtf you can't just cum inside your sandwich and eat it?!" He said to me scared,
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
Huh?
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"This beat goes hard so hard" I said
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"What do you mean what I just ate wasn't percocet?!" he said.
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
"...because 7 8 (ate) 9" she told me chuckling, trying to make me laugh.
to r/twosentenceshitposts by DyslexicDanQ8
11 months ago
As my father drew his last breath, wishing he had taken the vaccine, he looked at me and said