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r/shittymcsuggestions

56,531 subscribers
For people who love stupid minecraft suggestions.

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to r/shittymcsuggestions by Kartik____
1 week ago
Dildos
to r/shittymcsuggestions by ZebraBeautiful4411
4 months ago
Ender book
to r/shittymcsuggestions by luis_2252
6 months ago
Sniffer should have an orgasm every time it digs up an item
to r/shittymcsuggestions by BL4CK7ACK
1 month ago
Add A Bug Stick
to r/shittymcsuggestions by pincanis
10 months ago
They should make the auto jump setting defaulted to on
to r/shittymcsuggestions by pincanis
10 months ago
Make the game a pay by usage type of thing
to r/shittymcsuggestions by LancerJustDied
3 months ago
Add in villagers pleading for their life
to r/shittymcsuggestions by luis_2252
1 year ago
When 1.19.1 comes out, report everybody on the planet so everyone can be banned from multiplayer
to r/shittymcsuggestions by beebestreet
1 month ago
You can spawn into a new world with allergies
to r/shittymcsuggestions by beebestreet
1 month ago
Hay should hurt you
to r/shittymcsuggestions by IceCold-6-9
10 months ago
Remove the Water From Desert Wells
to r/shittymcsuggestions by luis_2252
1 year ago
We need polished, chiseled, and bricked dirt variants, and mossy and cracked variants for gravel
to r/shittymcsuggestions by God_Spaghetti
10 months ago
Add atmospheric pressure to 1.18
to r/shittymcsuggestions by pincanis
10 months ago
Please nothc and Jeb make it so 9 diamonds can be crafting like the mine diamonds into 1 diamknd block, and 1 block of diamonds not mine diamonds craft diamonds, be make into mind diamonds and craft
to r/shittymcsuggestions by God_Spaghetti
10 months ago
If you kill a villager and then enter a boat less than 10 seconds after it, you get the advancement "Nice Boat"
to r/shittymcsuggestions by God_Spaghetti
10 months ago
Minecraft should have an achievement for when you put any tier of unbreakable on any diamond tool or armor called "Diamond is Unbreakable"
to r/shittymcsuggestions by Outside3
4 months ago
Standing on a stone cutter gives regeneration 3
to r/shittymcsuggestions by Outside3
4 months ago
Drinking milk increases max HP (Milk Update)
to r/shittymcsuggestions by SirPuppetDX
10 months ago
If you set your spawn in a Village you have to pay rent every 3 in game days
to r/shittymcsuggestions by ikaretaneeto
1 month ago
Add PTSD
to r/shittymcsuggestions by Outside3
4 months ago
Add poisonous potato
to r/shittymcsuggestions by Outside3
4 months ago
Add Artificial Lag
to r/shittymcsuggestions by pincanis
10 months ago
Minecraft x Fortnite crossover
to r/shittymcsuggestions by Outside3
4 months ago
Add old age and death
to r/shittymcsuggestions by BigBrain5Head
10 months ago
[NOSTALGIA] Rename Minecraft back to Cave Game and re-add the old mobs.
in nostalgia