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r/oneliners

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to r/oneliners by whispers_12305
1 month ago
Giving a delicious fudge made with chocolate laxatives, as a gift, is the best revenge.
to r/oneliners by whispers_12305
1 month ago
I could agree with you but then we both be wrong.
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
7 months ago
Can anyone tell me what the film Carry Ontology was about?
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
7 months ago
I can't believe rear of the year was won by December again.
to r/oneliners by that1guywithabeard
4 months ago
l.
to r/oneliners by Anonymous_Bozo
7 months ago
Being self employed is all well and good until you have to make out with your SELF at the company holiday party.
to r/oneliners by why_knot_not
11 months ago
When you cant spell Armageddon correctly, it's not the end of the world.
to r/oneliners by gradies
3 months ago
Everyone has kicked a pregnant lady.
to r/oneliners by Anonymous_Bozo
7 months ago
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
to r/oneliners by Anonymous_Bozo
7 months ago
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work
to r/oneliners by mrx1992
1 year ago
I once put diesel in a escort, she died
to r/oneliners by Squirrel_Thick
1 year ago
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
to r/oneliners by more__better
1 week ago
The Abstinence Society is currently hiring for all positions.
to r/oneliners by SweatyMeat9
7 months ago
How do I convince my girlfriend that "nonce" is not an appropriate word for a 12-year-old to call an adult?
to r/oneliners by Gqsmooth1969
1 year ago
You really have to hand it to short people, because otherwise they can't reach.
to r/oneliners by Anonymous_Bozo
7 months ago
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
7 months ago
I wish I could learn more about taxonomy but everything is classified.
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
7 months ago
Anyone know what the movie Carry On Tology is about?
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
7 months ago
Can't believe rear of the year was won by December again.
to r/oneliners by theSpine12
3 months ago
Boy was I disappointed when everyone else turned up wearing pants to bottomless brunch
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
7 months ago
Every ovation is a standing ovation if you don't provide seats.
to r/oneliners by InkaGold
1 year ago
For those of you with feelings of paranoia that you are being watched: I want you to know that you are not alone.
to r/oneliners by SomeGuyInDeutschland
3 months ago
Undercover bee dies in sting operation
to r/oneliners by Vesurel
7 months ago
Over 99.9% of tautologies are true.
to r/oneliners by more__better
1 week ago
My cousin, Jesus, has such a savior complex.