Moderators
Subreddit Rules
Let’s try to get along
Let’s keep it simple, treat others how you would like to be treated when commenting or sharing. Keep trolling to a minimum, no creepy stuff, and just act like the classy adults we KC area folks are.
All Posts Must Have Photos
We want to see the Breast that KC and the metro have to offer, and we’re more interested in nudes than a tease.
First time posts: TELL US WHERE YOU’RE FROM in KC!
If you’re here to post words or your hookup status, save it for another sub. We don’t want to hear your sales pitch or the next fantasy you aren’t going to follow through with, let’s get to the main event right out the gate.
Also, TRY to put some thought into our photo projects, a big plus if we can add some KC area flair as well!
No Dick Pics
You want sausage? Go get some smoked and sauced at one of KC’s renowned BBQ restaurants! As for this sub, keep it in your pants less you want to get smoked outta here and have to go mix a batch of your own special sauce somewhere else.
Fellas I know the above rule said we like nudes and not a tease, but that’s really meant for ladies.let’s try not to pick up ladies with just our dick, let’s be a little more creative than that. Give us something different, otherwise your post is getting deleted
No Advertising Content
As mentioned, we are here to show the best and most beautiful NSFW content that the greater KC area has. We do not want any links or references in your content title. Let your picture do the talking and people will surely go to your page and access links there.
We hold the judgment to decide if your content, solicitation, posts, etc. should be approved to be posted or removed.
No Escorts/Prostitution and NO CHILDREN content
With the previous rule being specified about sex for $, this is just as it reads. No sales pitch, no advertising, and keep children explicitly off our sub.
No Spamming
Nothing says “I guess I’ll just watch some porn” like opening this page and seeing the same people constantly posting over and over the same material.
- Repetitive posts
- Posts made in abundance over a time frame
- Suspicious or dangerous links/polls/clickbait
OP will be removed and the user suspended or banned.
This goes for your title, picture, post, comments, or any other tomfuckery.
Non-Local, Spam, False Advertising will be banned
If your post history shows similar material being posted in Texas, Florida, Kentucky, Maine,etc and their NSFW or hookup pages you will be banned and your post deleted. We do not want non-KC/midwest content sellers on this page.
Again, our sub is for KC and the surrounding areas in Kansas and Missouri. We are cleaning our sub up from all the false ads and spam.
Commenting on suspicious posts and failure to report
Commenting on a spam/bot post will result in a 3 day ban for failure to check if account is real and reporting fake posts or accounts.
We are not trying to make anyone mad, but this is a wake up call to you as members that when viewing “questionable posts” you should think before commenting and look into any suspicious profile to see if they’re real. Bots and scammers aren’t hard to find if they’re posting to other subs about “hooking up” in Ohio or Florida.
Be accountable and use your brain.