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r/houseplantscirclejerk

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Shitposting-sub to cover all your monstera unfurling needs. Rare plants like monstera and snake plant welcome.

Please no cross posting. Only post original greenbehbeh content.

FAQ:
Is this community religious?
Monstera variegata.


How do I keep my plant alive?
Keep humidity at 99%.

What's the rarest plant in the world?
Monstera and snake plant.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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quick question HELP!!!1!11!! FOR SALE: $3894871 I’m eating this Is it dead? Bagonas Complaint Praise Me Im so Shmexy Can I eat this? Discussion Neem?!?!? I kNoW wHaT i HaVe Today’s Haul DIY ? (flair) BDSM RARITY <3 I want to vaginate everything! Unsolicited Medical Advice Defenestratus coitus-interruptus Urban Jungle Hubby/Wifey My plants are better than yours I eat nerm oil. The More You Know Hack/Pro-Tip Vagination??? Eat this
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1 month ago
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Saw this in the wild and thought yall would appreciate it
HELP!!!1!11!!
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1 month ago
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In healthy condition!
FOR SALE: $3894871
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by throwwawayy20223
4 months ago
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HELPPPP!!!1!!1! I’ve had my pAthos for 5 years with no growth!¡😡😡😡
HELP!!!1!11!!
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by sandycheeksx
2 months ago
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You can force your monstera into weird yoga positions by facing it into a corner!
Hack/Pro-Tip
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by WitchOfLycanMoon
4 months ago
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Do you smudge and give your plants sun, you unenlightened swine?
Praise Me
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by Available-Sun6124
4 months ago
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Avoid those pesky, breathing "terra-cotta" pots!
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by djn3vacat
3 months ago
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Photos
The More You Know
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by m_lanterman
3 months ago
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ULTRA RARE SNOW WHITE PILEA $25,000
FOR SALE: $3894871
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by taracantsleep
7 months ago
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Why is my single leaf not thriving?
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by FrostyProspector
4 months ago
Reprise: Help get me fired for too many plants in my cube
Urban Jungle
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by NoFun3799
5 months ago
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Wrong answers, only.
Praise Me
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by Christmasnt
7 months ago
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Did I add enough rooting powder????? I want my baby to be healthy 🥹
Praise Me
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by violetwraith
8 months ago
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Snap it up fast 😍 this deal won't last long!!
I kNoW wHaT i HaVe
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by violetwraith
8 months ago
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I was thinking of stabbing my son repeatedly. Do you think he'd enjoy that?
DIY
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4 months ago
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Are Moringa plants supposed to make cotton candy? Or is this silkworms?
Can I eat this?
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by AllZeSaucFromZeFauc
4 months ago
Do any of you have bad dreams about things happening to your plants? It’s funny in retrospect how they get out of hand
Discussion
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4 months ago
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Rare vaginated!!! SUPER RARE
FOR SALE: $3894871
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4 months ago
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My girlfriend has had this cactus for 199430188283949 minutes and it's growing these ugly tentacles, should I chop her? (the cactus too)
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by Thetomato2001
4 months ago
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What even..?
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by Grand-Sky-9688
10 months ago
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Gave my friend a Dieffenbachia and receive these texts hours later
Can I eat this?
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11 months ago
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a bit mammalian
Can I eat this?
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by LoneStarExpat
4 months ago
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Begonia has reverted
quick question
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by ArtTop2597
10 months ago
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A FB Marketplace STEAL!
FOR SALE: $3894871
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by taracantsleep
7 months ago
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This jerk
to r/houseplantscirclejerk by IkwilPokebowls
7 months ago
Preview thumbnail for Please id this gorgeous plant found in local grocery store! - I think someone spilled some paint. image
Please id this gorgeous plant found in local grocery store! - I think someone spilled some paint.
in Idaho