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r/evenwithcontext

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Sometimes things make no sense with no context... Sometimes things don't make sense *even with context*.

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to r/evenwithcontext by laskaka
10 months ago
I tried thinking of Shrek once but I just came instantly.
to r/evenwithcontext by laskaka
10 months ago
where can I get this so I can rip my ass hair all at once like velcro?
to r/evenwithcontext by laskaka
10 months ago
Bend your dick, so you jizz backwards. Turn around and unleash diarrhea while jizzing.
to r/evenwithcontext by laskaka
10 months ago
"I PREFER THE REVERSE STRANGER. SIT ON YOUR DICK TILL IT GOES NUMB, AND THEN ITS LIKE YOUR JERKING SOMEONE ELSE OFF."
to r/evenwithcontext by WavesWashSands
10 months ago
Sometimes the urge just becomes unstoppable. Those six big strong wheels and the sight of rusting paint gets my dick so fucking hard.
to r/evenwithcontext by Chouzetsu
10 months ago
Why don't her kids have them round babyheads? Its squeezing those melons out through a tight birth canal that gets them oblong and normal, Mrs. Incredible could have dropped them tots out like an orange out of a pillowcase.
to r/evenwithcontext by Serialk
9 months ago
I'd fucking love to steal those fucking zhevra hooves. Fuck those animals, they can try and walk around on their stumpy fucking legs while dying of blood loss and sepsis for all i care.
to r/evenwithcontext by Drakox
10 months ago
From hawks to the pleasures of defecation
to r/evenwithcontext by Evi1bo1weevi1
1 year ago
My girlfriend always cries, and it kind of gets me going, but then she always asks if I can let her out of the basement, and that's just such a mood killer.
to r/evenwithcontext by Ulamogs_Toilet_Paper
1 year ago
Oh god think how good that would feel low-key. Just shoving a big chocolate egg up your ass
to r/evenwithcontext by Evi1bo1weevi1
1 year ago
I remember when I was a child I had a joke with my dad where we'd pretend he was breast-feeding me, and I'd roll his nipple in my mouth while I looking up at him and it's true, men's nipples do get firm.
to r/evenwithcontext by Weshcubb
1 year ago
"The Second Cumming" you could even run ads like a woman holding something provocative and saying "After our last purchase from the second cumming you can sure say... he hath risen"
to r/evenwithcontext by KaizerFuckingGibby
10 months ago
"The moment she popped out of my sister's womb I was like, "yep I'm gonna fuck that gooey baby, right in it's soft head hole"."
to r/evenwithcontext by Evi1bo1weevi1
1 year ago
That's what I told this guy I stabbed. He called me a sick freak. I told him it's not gay as long as I think of a woman and he thinks about how fucked up it is to have someone stab you in the back and fuck the hole he made. I mean I probably severed his spine so it's not like he could feel it.
to r/evenwithcontext by mono_chino
1 month ago
Mm, cuts of penis are usually too tough to chew through if not cooked properly. I recommend cuts of taint sauteed with onion and mushroom, or cuts of anus dredged in egg wash and flour then deep fried.
to r/evenwithcontext by Chouzetsu
10 months ago
Up in heaven, grandpappy's smiling down on your BDSM bedroom play.
to r/evenwithcontext by GingerOnTheRoof
2 months ago
Yeah George. Quit ramming fish up your ass and actually take your dick and self fuck yourself while twirling your arms screaming, "I actually paid for winrar!"
to r/evenwithcontext by BVsaPike
10 months ago
I prefer Kids -> Love -> Shagging
to r/evenwithcontext by Mikinator5
5 months ago
It is, therefore, essential that Hitler beats Anne Frank.
to r/evenwithcontext by busterroni
10 months ago
"Depends. Are you circumcised or not? If you are, have a condom or potato chip bag ready to go, but if not, all you need is a clothespin--you can use your excess foreskin as a reservoir until you can find a sink or houseplant or whatever."
to r/evenwithcontext by crander47
10 months ago
The larva will birth itself into her perfect mouth, wriggling in the ecstasy of freedom
to r/evenwithcontext by crander47
10 months ago
Ya I wanted that short haired lady to sexually dominate and or peg my anus. She would be a bomb dominatrix.
to r/evenwithcontext by crander47
10 months ago
Haha yeah, he refused to eat anything the last time we went out. Took his cock out in the middle of lunch and started slathering it in guacamole and stroking it furiously. Cockamole, he called it