r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Don't do it! This subreddit is for things that are... well... not to be penetrated. NO ANIMALS

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1 day ago

More than one yum yum

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by 35183518

1 week ago

Looks a little crunchy

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2 weeks ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by TheOneInATrenchcoat_

3 days ago

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I don’t care if I get frostbite, I’m still smashing.

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by Alive_Shoulder3573

3 weeks ago

Anyone reminder this sculpture?

🍩

Posted by Alive_Shoulder3573

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by commandercrackbutt

2 weeks ago

Well it wasn’t me

Posted by commandercrackbutt

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by AstroGir193

1 month ago

When you go out to touch grass

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by welshandhung

2 months ago

Ergonomically designed, Pull/Push mouth piece, easy grip …

Couldn't resist

Posted by welshandhung

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2 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by sorryassusernam

4 months ago

Looks scared... Found on another subreddit

I'm fucking stupid

Posted by sorryassusernam

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4 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by Amazing-Taste-1991

4 months ago

I mean…it’s asking for it

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4 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by Maximum_Vermicelli12

3 months ago

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Butterholes, seriously

I'm fucking stupid

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4 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by Joakk_

2 months ago

What is the purpose of this

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5 months ago 1 comment

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by ProfessorSilverfox

5 months ago

To Dispose or Not...

Posted by ProfessorSilverfox

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5 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by Effective-Tank6152

5 months ago

Fuck Modern Art...

Posted by Effective-Tank6152

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5 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by workoutdave

4 months ago

Grilling with the homies takes a new turn….

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by sorryassusernam

4 months ago

This piston looks like it's ready to settle down

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by sorryassusernam

4 months ago

Now with sucking power...

Posted by sorryassusernam

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by maxxpowerz

5 months ago

Body Marbling Paint Would Be Refreshing

Posted by maxxpowerz

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5 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by sorryassusernam

4 months ago

Was shopping for flowers... got tempted

Posted by sorryassusernam

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5 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by PlantDaddy41

5 months ago

The bachelor party was "no strippers" but the Burning Man decided to tempt him anyways.

Posted by PlantDaddy41

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by Key-Holiday-4896

3 months ago

I tried to fill the hole

Posted by Key-Holiday-4896

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5 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by Key-Holiday-4896

3 months ago

Looking for nuts, I guess

Posted by Key-Holiday-4896

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3 months ago

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I tried to tell him

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by sorryassusernam

4 months ago

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Better stop playing cookie dough...

Posted by sorryassusernam

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6 months ago

to r/dontputyourdickinthat by thedirtiestbirdy

4 months ago

Nakelele Blowhole

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to r/dontputyourdickinthat by sorryassusernam

4 months ago

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Sky's the limit...

Posted by sorryassusernam

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