r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Eat or Bang…both?

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago 1

Eye don't think so

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

I’ll just leave these here…

Couldn't resist

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Not the can’t hole

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

My husband made bread a few days ago and just realized it has a hole in the middle due to being undercooked

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago 1

Rock by a river

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

Just, no… don’t.

I'm fucking stupid

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Follow the recipe but don't...

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago 1

Why not, though?

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago 1

26 years old here

I'm fucking stupid

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My boyfriend sent me this with "is that what I think it is?" No. No it is not. It's a speaker.

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago 1

I wouldn't do it, if I were you.

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

Or would you think about it?

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

This stuffed toy monkey..

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Cheese just told me that i should call her

I'm fucking stupid

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if you look closely... it just...

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago 1

Everyone likes Zesty, right?

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Dam troll bank!

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Inviting, no doubt

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago 1

Mama told me always to eat good

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Mama always told me to eat good.

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

Don't burn yourself on thanksgiving sides

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How? Just, How?

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

Damn, this toy donut is winking at me I swear. 😉

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r/dontputyourdickinthat 1 year ago

Would you dare ?

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