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r/darkjokes

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to r/darkjokes by Legitimate-Pomelo753
1 year ago
Why doesn’t Iran doesn’t conduct driving lessons and sex education in same day?
in Iran
to r/darkjokes by connie_221
1 year ago
What is the worst part of watching your siblings have sex with each other? Being left out.
to r/darkjokes by pretty_juicy
1 year ago
I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line
to r/darkjokes by pretty_juicy
1 year ago
I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It’s not like I did anything.
to r/darkjokes by sugar_babe6
1 year ago
I'll change my Facebook username to NOBODY. That way, when people post crappy posts, and I press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this.
to r/darkjokes by hollyvenuss
1 year ago
What do you call a short lady who becomes a mum?
to r/darkjokes by sugar_babe6
1 year ago
What do you call a short girl who becomes a mom? Minimum
to r/darkjokes by connie_221
1 year ago
What do a Jewish person and a bad joke have in common? They both could have been executed better.
to r/darkjokes by Cautious_Gio26
1 year ago
What’s your name, son? The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.
to r/darkjokes by sugar_babe6
1 year ago
Someone stole my mood ring yesterday. I still don’t know how I feel about that.
to r/darkjokes by sugar_babe6
1 year ago
The guy who stole my diary just died My thoughts are with his family.
to r/darkjokes by sugar_babe6
1 year ago
A guy tried to tell me about a tool that makes holes in hard materials, but I stopped him. I know the drill.
to r/darkjokes by ms_naya
1 year ago
Marriage is like a tornado: In the beginning, there's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
to r/darkjokes by sugar_babe6
1 year ago
What do you call a mobile home for insane horses? Unstable.
to r/darkjokes by Grouchy-Ad1792
6 months ago
Why are jokes about cancer kids so funny?
to r/darkjokes by petraqueen7
1 year ago
What do my dad and nemo have in common? They both can't be found
to r/darkjokes by Simple_sexyness679
1 year ago
My girlfriend asked me to name all my sexual partners, in order. I should probably have stopped when I got to her name.
to r/darkjokes by Simple_sexyness679
1 year ago
To the person in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can’t run.
to r/darkjokes by petraqueen7
1 year ago
When you pretend to laugh at dad jokes memes but actually you never had a dad
to r/darkjokes by Simple_sexyness679
1 year ago
Today I saw a robber breaking into his own house.
to r/darkjokes by Miki558
1 year ago
My friend’s dad died
to r/darkjokes by 142_Shadows
1 year ago
Why is the ocean floor so dark?
to r/darkjokes by SexyyVenus
1 year ago
I've got the body of a pornstar
to r/darkjokes by demon-baal
10 months ago
I like my lasses how I like my wine
to r/darkjokes by demon-baal
10 months ago
Why don't Pedophiles win races?