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r/darkjokes

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to r/darkjokes by KeepItBetweenDitches
3 weeks ago
Who’s the one celebrity you never want to meet?
to r/darkjokes by Altered-Mind99
8 months ago
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?
to r/darkjokes by br3ak1n9battman
11 months ago
What's the only thing Batman and I have in common?
to r/darkjokes by 95heini
1 year ago
What's the difference between your wife and your job
to r/darkjokes by Miki558
1 year ago
Girl bought a polecat and talks about it with her friend
to r/darkjokes by Bumblebeee_3
1 year ago
Nothing makes you feel younger than watching people taking pictures with an iPad
to r/darkjokes by DirtyLuke99
1 year ago
My dad died during 9/11
to r/darkjokes by DefiantFalcon
5 months ago
I used to know a method actor that could perfectly imitate hundreds of dead celebrities.
to r/darkjokes by UntamedSlug
1 year ago
Why are there no jokes about the Jonestown massacre?
to r/darkjokes by Master_Entertainer40
1 year ago
I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees.
to r/darkjokes by Master_Entertainer40
1 year ago
I fear my neighbor may be stalking me she’s been googling my name last night on her computer.
to r/darkjokes by Master_Entertainer40
1 year ago
What’s the longest word in the English language?
to r/darkjokes by Master_Entertainer40
1 year ago
I hate it when people don’t know when to type “your and you’re”
to r/darkjokes by Master_Entertainer40
1 year ago
What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
to r/darkjokes by Master_Entertainer40
1 year ago
My Uber driver really cares about my mental health
to r/darkjokes by Master_Entertainer40
1 year ago
My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “do you smoke or drink coffee?’
to r/darkjokes by Avocado_bae
1 year ago
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times
to r/darkjokes by GoddessCream
1 year ago
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
to r/darkjokes by Ms_Hearts
1 year ago
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
to r/darkjokes by Ms_Hearts
1 year ago
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
to r/darkjokes by Ms_Hearts
1 year ago
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
to r/darkjokes by mycallie
1 year ago
Today was a terrible day.my ex got hit by a bus.
to r/darkjokes by connie_221
1 year ago
What is the worst part of watching your siblings have sex with each other? Being left out.
to r/darkjokes by pretty_juicy
1 year ago
I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes
to r/darkjokes by sugar_babe6
1 year ago
This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat it was obvious the poor women thought the cat understood her When I got home I told my dog...we laughed a lot