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2 months ago
What do duck 🦆 hunters like to eat with their cheese 🧀?
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2 months ago
What does it sound like when a pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?
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2 months ago
What do you call a lazy kangaroo 🦘
to r/dadjokes by lonelycup825
3 months ago
Did anyone else hear anything the ice cream man they found dead?
to r/dadjokes by LongNthick314
3 months ago
Most popular musical artist in prisons with the electric chair?
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2 months ago
This morning I went outside and there were two blackbirds stuck together in my yard…
to r/dadjokes by AdventurousBanana_M
2 months ago
My email password got hacked again
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2 months ago
Why did the man fall into the well?
to r/dadjokes by SwabbySailor
3 months ago
Do you know what’s better than 69?
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3 months ago
What does a pregnant woman, a burnt pizza and a frozen beer have in common?
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3 months ago
What is the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
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3 months ago
What is Forrest Gump’s password?
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3 months ago
Why is it that you cannot hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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3 months ago
What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
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3 months ago
How does a penguin build its house?
to r/dadjokes by AdventurousBanana_M
2 months ago
What did 0 say to number 8?
to r/dadjokes by SwabbySailor
3 months ago
What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs?
to r/dadjokes by ITALIXNO
3 months ago
Why can't the T-Rex clap its hands?
to r/dadjokes by shggy31
3 months ago
OC: I’ve been working on a novel for the last ten years. It’s not easy. For every ten words, I delete about thirteen.
to r/dadjokes by SwabbySailor
3 months ago
A guy walks in a psychiatrist office naked and wrapped with plastic wrap. What does the doctor say?
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3 months ago
Ok. Last one for today…Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
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3 months ago
How can you know for sure he’s lying when he says it’s 12 inches long?
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3 months ago
How do you organize a space party?
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3 months ago
Why did the bicycle just fall over?
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3 months ago
What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?