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r/dadjokes

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This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you.

To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not.

It's about how the joke is delivered.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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to r/dadjokes by Lilydoesntknowimhigh
5 days ago
Saw an attractive girl resting upright against a wall, so I asked her name
to r/dadjokes by Medical_Mall_4309
9 hours ago
I once tried to marry a melon
to r/dadjokes by Barraken
1 week ago
What do you call a woman with no arms & legs in the middle of a tennis court?
to r/dadjokes by Barraken
1 week ago
Chicken soup for the funny bone
to r/dadjokes by Barraken
3 weeks ago
We interrupt this program for...
to r/dadjokes by Intellectual_dude
3 weeks ago
I bumped my head while walking on the street, praying God to give me a hint on how to change my life for the better.
to r/dadjokes by ApprehensiveExcuse58
3 weeks ago
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
to r/dadjokes by ApprehensiveExcuse58
3 weeks ago
Did you hear about the Chamillion who has problems changing color?
to r/dadjokes by genxfrom66
1 month ago
I called 911 and said there was a wolf in my house. The police responded with "Where"?
to r/dadjokes by genxfrom66
1 month ago
My friend got mad while explaining electricity to me.
to r/dadjokes by genxfrom66
1 month ago
What rhymes with orange.
to r/dadjokes by isurviveoncoffee
1 month ago
When pirates are in New York City what subway line do they take?
in New York City
to r/dadjokes by Mobile-Stomach-3966
1 month ago
Which side of a Turkey has the most feathers?
in Turkey
to r/dadjokes by Barraken
1 month ago
Which doctors tell the corniest jokes?
to r/dadjokes by genxfrom66
1 month ago
What is 6 in long and 2 in wide and really turns a woman on
to r/dadjokes by yourman0912
1 month ago
Two cannibals eating a clown.
to r/dadjokes by genxfrom66
1 month ago
Santas reindeer 🦌 comet became very depressed
to r/dadjokes by genxfrom66
1 month ago
Why shouldn't you fart in an apple store?
to r/dadjokes by Senderthejackal
1 month ago
Trump isn't known for protecting wildlife in general...
to r/dadjokes by Grouchy_Jellyfish577
2 months ago
Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password….
to r/dadjokes by genxfrom66
1 month ago
What did one saggy breast say to the other?
to r/dadjokes by mynolathrowaway
2 months ago
What did the 0 say to the 8?
to r/dadjokes by Grouchy_Jellyfish577
2 months ago
Why did David hasselhoff start referring to himself as the hoff??
to r/dadjokes by Truck_Stop_Sushi
1 month ago
My wife and I met a lesbian couple and we really hit it off. As a guy, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity and asked if they would like to join us for a foursome.
to r/dadjokes by LustySarcasm
2 months ago
Why don't lesbians cook dinners?