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r/dadjokes

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This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you.

To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not.

It's about how the joke is delivered.

Notice: This subreddit is not actively monitored, so the posts here are only a small subset of what exists on reddit.

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to r/dadjokes by yourman0912
23 hours ago
Two cannibals eating a clown.
to r/dadjokes by Grouchy_Jellyfish577
2 weeks ago
Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password….
to r/dadjokes by mynolathrowaway
1 week ago
What did the 0 say to the 8?
to r/dadjokes by Grouchy_Jellyfish577
2 weeks ago
Why did David hasselhoff start referring to himself as the hoff??
to r/dadjokes by Truck_Stop_Sushi
4 days ago
My wife and I met a lesbian couple and we really hit it off. As a guy, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity and asked if they would like to join us for a foursome.
to r/dadjokes by LustySarcasm
2 weeks ago
Why don't lesbians cook dinners?
to r/dadjokes by LustySarcasm
2 weeks ago
Why do ducks have tailfeathers?
to r/dadjokes by LustySarcasm
2 weeks ago
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
to r/dadjokes by ITALIXNO
1 week ago
What do you call a German man with only 1 hand?
to r/dadjokes by jerriehomie
1 month ago
Why can't you fart in an Apple store ?
to r/dadjokes by _spacebananass
2 days ago
What happens if you fight a dinosaur?
to r/dadjokes by Remarkable-Soup-2318
1 month ago
I was recently banned from my local garden centre
to r/dadjokes by Yolowaterpolomaster
1 month ago
I’ve been dating this girl for a while now, but today’s date has been the best one so far
to r/dadjokes by Draxxx69
1 month ago
Tennis
to r/dadjokes by Ihavequestions79
3 weeks ago
Just heard a couple of campanologists having an argument.
to r/dadjokes by box_of_carrots
1 month ago
Which Pope was the nicest smelling Pope ever?
to r/dadjokes by WarmThots
2 months ago
Why did the treadmill break up with the runner?
to r/dadjokes by blinkerfluidreplacer
4 days ago
I've been told not to name a pet or a kid something you wouldn't want to yell
to r/dadjokes by evolslove
1 month ago
What does a non binary serial killer do to his victims
to r/dadjokes by evolslove
1 month ago
My wife walked up and said "What starts with an F and ends in a K"
to r/dadjokes by tejojo
2 months ago
How do you stop your toilet from running?
to r/dadjokes by Opportunist_Ad3972
2 months ago
Everyone said I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia…
to r/dadjokes by blinkerfluidreplacer
4 days ago
My chicken coop burned down last night
to r/dadjokes by evolslove
1 month ago
I made an egg salad yesterday.
to r/dadjokes by evolslove
1 month ago
Made a tuna salad yesterday.