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Semi NSFW! I was sitting on the toilet while my wife was in the bathtub next to me...
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I was just having a pee, and I thought standing up so close to her face would be rude, so I sat down.
We were having a conversation, and a minute or two in, she says "I thought you had to pee?"
I said, "I did, you missed it. I'm a pterodactyl!"
She looked confused. "What, are they known for peeing ... steathily?"
I could barely choke back the laughter as I coughed out...
*"... the P is silent."*
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