Good evening everyone. I've had my dinner, a pizza sub, because that might just be the best of both worlds. Anyway, I've decided I'd come back here and try again to meet someone. But that shouldn't be a surprise as I think that's why we're all here in the first place.

So are you in the market for a dude who lives and works as a professor in Toronto, had a cute little puppy, and sometimes sings for no real discernable reason? Well, you're in luck. Unless you want the singing to be good. Anyway....

So like I said, I'm in Toronto. It doesn't really matter where you're from so don't think "Toronto-based" is a requirement. And I also just want to point it I'm from a large city, so I'm not pleased with politics or the economy at the moment. That should give you a general idea of how I think.

On the lighter side of the news, I have twice stopped traffic (ok, there were only 3 cars the second time) to get a turtle out of the road. I mean, the little dude was trying so I helped a little bit. Let's see, what else... I enjoy spicy foods. I can't stand crazy amounts of perfume. (Look, I work at a university so this is a natural thing...) I have learned to appreciate a hot bath with the jets on. However, jets and bubble bath don't mix and I did learn this the hard way.

I measure in at 5'9" and weigh in at something that my doctor isn't yelling at me about. I'm a guy with beautiful eyes and a short, neatly-trimmed beard (at least that's what my grandma says). I have all of my eyes and teeth (unless my optometrist and dentist are colluding). I don't have any tattoos mostly because I don't know what to get forever. When I was 10 I'd have probably wanted a Superman tattoo on my chest so who knows how I'd feel about something I get today in 10 years? But I digress and I better wrap this up.

So if you're down to chat and possibly have a thing for professors, then I hope to hear from you. Throw on your wool socks and get on the carpet. Let's get to zapping each other while we can!