r/austinthreesomes

I know, it's a tough world out there for single guys trying to reenact their porn fantasy. However, there is no shortage of subreddits for cis males in Austin to post their dick pics. Yes, I am a cis male. Yes, I'm a hypocrite. Don't like it, go start your own subreddit.

This one is self explanatory. Why guys believe that posting a blurry close up of their hairy member will lead them on the path to getting laid is beyond me. Besides, if you're posting a dick pic, you're probably a single guy and you've already broken rule #1. Exceptions will be made for "dicks in context" i.e. pictures of you and your partner getting it on or taking a sexy pic. It's the standalone dick pics that are the problem, and you know what those look like.

No more than one post every 6 days. No advertising for your onlyfans, fansly, premium snapchat, etc. I respect the hustle but there's other avenues for that.

Like John Dalton said, be nice. We're all here looking for a sexy good time. Don't throw a hissy fit when you don't get your way or get rejected. Accept it and move on. No discrimination based on race, age, sex, body type or gender identity.

No minors and absolutely no illegal content. You will be banned.