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r/Unclejokes

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Jokes that you don’t tell your children but your brother’s children are fair game.

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to r/Unclejokes by Grouchy_Jellyfish577
1 week ago
What’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb….?
to r/Unclejokes by Grouchy_Jellyfish577
1 week ago
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball….?
sexual
to r/Unclejokes by Grouchy_Jellyfish577
1 week ago
Why is there no pregnant Barbie dolls…?
sexual
to r/Unclejokes by wimpykidfan37
1 month ago
What is the speed limit for sex?
to r/Unclejokes by PlayfulBull75
11 months ago
If nuts on the wall are walnuts, nuts on your chest are chestnuts, what do you call nuts on your chin?
to r/Unclejokes by PlayfulBull75
11 months ago
What’s Sir Mix-a-Lots favorite holiday dessert?
to r/Unclejokes by DoomRulz
3 months ago
So this Amazon met a Hobbit. Didn't go well...
to r/Unclejokes by Regular-Medium1827
8 months ago
Why was Bin Laden afraid to have sex with his wives?
sexual
to r/Unclejokes by secure_partner
9 months ago
Threesome….
to r/Unclejokes by secure_partner
9 months ago
I think anal sex is overrated
sexual
to r/Unclejokes by Own_Objective_9310
3 months ago
What do you call a jockey who has never had a blowjob
to r/Unclejokes by Cbjfan99
1 month ago
what has 75 balls and screws old ladies?
to r/Unclejokes by kloveth
2 months ago
If blue birds have blue babies and black birds have black babies, what kind of bird has no babies?
to r/Unclejokes by supercooljoe01
1 year ago
What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
to r/Unclejokes by kinky-and-the-brain
1 month ago
A guy goes to the golf course by himself …
to r/Unclejokes by RileyMacabre
9 months ago
why did the chicken RUN across the road?
to r/Unclejokes by RileyMacabre
9 months ago
I'm writing a book about sexy lizards that wanna control the world from the shadows
to r/Unclejokes by 3trillionlions
1 year ago
I once dated twins. People asked how I could tell them apart.
to r/Unclejokes by Deezypeezy
1 year ago
What do you call a prostitute that does anal?
to r/Unclejokes by iitsvan
1 year ago
What do you call a lesbian with braces?
to r/Unclejokes by RileyMacabre
9 months ago
it's almost time for me to get a prostate exam
to r/Unclejokes by RileyMacabre
9 months ago
Decided to name my beard 12 Gauge
to r/Unclejokes by RileyMacabre
9 months ago
What do you call eagles with HUGE testicles?
to r/Unclejokes by RileyMacabre
9 months ago
Why don't women like Peee-Wee Herman?
to r/Unclejokes by RileyMacabre
9 months ago
What can you find on Santa's body that you can also find in stores during Christmas?