And gets paired with a beautiful blond women. He’s a little disappointed to be playing with a women, but at least she’s good looking.

Turns out she’s pretty good at golf and they have a heated competition right up to the last hole and she wins.

Distraught that he lost to a women she takes pity on him and offers to give him a blow job behind the shed. Of course he accepts and afterwards walks away in good spirits.

Next week, same thing gets paired with her again. Close round but he losses again. Again she offers and he accepts.

They head back to the shed and right before she’s about to start she says, “Look, I’ve had fun this past week, but I have to be honest. I am actually a man.”

The man is stunned and and then suddenly furious and says, “You cheating son of a bitch, you’ve been playing from the reds all week!”