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For the last ten years, I’ve been rapidly gaining weight despite all my efforts, so I decided to see a doctor about it.

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“Recent studies have reported a massive jump in populations complaining of arm and leg pain, difficulty walking, muscle tremors, and headaches.”

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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My husband has been complaining of waking up with sore cheek bones for the past several days.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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“The only way for you to get rid of vengeful spirits is to kill them in the same way they died when they were alive,” the Spirit Hunter stated.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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The Incomprehensible Horror sleeps in their cosmic egg but shall hatch soon, and will bring the apocalypse: tidal waves, extreme weather, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and an insatiable hunger for the flesh of men.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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As the universe lit up and each egg hatched for the Cosmic Mother, only Earth loved it’s children enough to stay unhatched.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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Scientists discovered that the Big Bang was not a “bang” at all, but a sudden, gigantic rip in the physical plane of our dimension.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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My father told me that when we die in Heaven, we get buried in the ground, and after many, many years, we fall out from the other end.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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I opened my front door and saw a younger version of me, before he stabbed me in the stomach.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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I told my little brother to hurry up and run to the elevator before it closes.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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As I merged into the lane in the middle of the night, I heard a yelp and the crunching of bones and metal, and decided that I probably just ran over some traffic cones.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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My grandmother gave me a bowl of cereal, but I think the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms turned hard and stale.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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All I wanted was to be skinny.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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[MAR23] I watched as the huge snake slowly consumed my unconscious husband, starting at his feet, then his legs, and finally swallowing his entire body.

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[MAR23] The snake hissed in bliss after consuming its hearty meal, and slithered around in its new cozy home.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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“If God is real, why hasn’t he ever appeared before us?” the non-believer challenged, throwing his Holy Bible in the fire.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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[MAR23] “Medina, your death will be swift and painless,” the vampire said as he held me down and sank his fangs into my neck.

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“And for my final wish, I want all my happiest dreams to come to life,” I said proudly to the genie, awaiting my promise of world peace and an end to suffering.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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[MAR23] As I sat on the toilet browsing Reddit, I felt something unusually scaly rubbing against my buttocks.

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I felt the piercing stare of the man in the black hoodie as he slipped his hand into his backpack.

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Downtown was such a bad neighborhood, so I made sure to dress up looking tough so no one bothered me.

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I had a dream that everything was green, and there was a moldy man laughing maniacally in the center of everything.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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“On the roundabout, take the third exit,” the GPS said as the thick fog cleared to reveal an abnormal circular structure.

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“Who could leave such a cute baby alone like this?” the woman said, leaning over the stroller to examine the crying baby.

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· r/TwoSentenceHorror · 3 years ago 👻👻 Scary Steve 👻👻

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[FEB23] "Do you think our love will keep us together?" he asked, hugging me as we stared at the bright orange light on the horizon.

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