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r/TraditionalCurses

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An invitation to post curses.

A curse (also called a jinx, hex or execration) is any expressed wish that some form of adversity or misfortune will befall or attach to some other entity—one or more persons, a place, or an object. In particular, "curse" may refer to a wish that harm or hurt will be inflicted by any supernatural powers, such as a spell, a prayer, an imprecation, an execration, magic, witchcraft, God, a natural force, or a spirit.

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to r/TraditionalCurses by RobertRody
1 year ago
May your scrolling alway be post you’ve seen
to r/TraditionalCurses by RobertRody
1 year ago
May there always be a jagged pebble in your shoe.
to r/TraditionalCurses by thelongestshot
9 months ago
May your travel cups always keep your hot beverages cold and your cold beverages hot!
to r/TraditionalCurses by kurozael
9 months ago
May whatever you go upstairs for you forget by the time you get there
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May you always forget the lyrics of the song you're trying to look up
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May you forget to check your "humane" mousetrap until it's too late
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May your washing machine display 1 minute remaining for 20 minutes
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May you always drop an Oreo into your milk
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May some plastic piece in your car always rattle
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May your chair adjustments always be tampered with
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May you always find grinds in your coffee
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May snow fall onto your driver's seat every morning
to r/TraditionalCurses by adamdavenport
3 months ago
May all your pimples never come to a head
to r/TraditionalCurses by gohkamikaze
9 months ago
May all your faucets spit out molasses instead of water.
to r/TraditionalCurses by meangrampa
9 months ago
“May you live to see your children die”
to r/TraditionalCurses by meangrampa
9 months ago
May your grandchildren hate you from the first moment that they hear your voice.