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I wish that wishes were fishes, so that I could eat them.
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The finger curls.
The paw turns into a reef stonefish and a goldfish, two fish for 2 remaining wishes. As it starts to flail, You are stung by two of its spine and are injected with its venom. You are filled with immense pain and go into respiratory arrest unable to breathe while your body starts to suffer from paralysis, mouth agape while you try to breathe.
The goldfish flip flops around and plop into your mouth and gets lodged in your throat
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But there are no wishes left, you used your 1st paw wish to turn wishes into fishes and wish your remaining 2 wishes turned into fishes