A fellow who we'll call Mud calls in yesterday afternoon...

me: [music store place], this is ESG.

Mud: yeah, what time do you close tonight?

me: 9pm.

Mud: okay, but why do you guys always close early?

me: erm... we actually don't close any time before nine.

Mud: yeah, you do. the last two times i've been there you guys have been closed at like, 8:45.

me: I'm sorry about that, but I can tell you that we don't close the doors before 9.

Mud: yeah, well, you have before.

me: again, i'm sorry. Is there anythi--

Mud: i'm coming tonight and you guys better be open.

me: yeah, we'll see you when you get here. Bye.

Either his timing is way off, or we really did close early when I wasn't there...