r/TalesFromRetail
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Medium Short sir, that IS the manager What The Hell Mart Long I'll just unlock a fitting room for you Sir, how many watches do you have down your trousers? The Wolf of Retail Attention sheep, register 8 is open! Proletariat Meat Puppet You can't have 8 fish in a 2.5 gallon tank. And what exactly would you like me to do about that? Please do not open the porn magazines No, we do not accept EBT That's a fire-able offense. Short Fast Food Slave Former LP NOT A STORY Yes ma'am, we're open at noon on Black Friday We work miracles CRAZY PERSON I am why you shop on Amazon The one with the bitch face. WORKPLACE GRIEVANCE No Liveblogging Please we're sold out. no kings. no dobules either.we're sold out!!!! NOT A STORY NOT RETAIL NOT RETAIL view more
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I *literally* cannot rent that to you
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"It's... Sensitive."
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The old man and the ukulele
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nothing better to do than sue
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"But I don't know what time you guys close"
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Christmas takedown!
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talking drums with a 77-year-old man
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"Have you tried turning it on?"
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I can't read your mind, sir
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we don't close early, bud
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apparently we work at a morgue
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Unnecessary attitude
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"Oh, he doesn't work here."
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"what door do I come in?" or how not to do a phone interview
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crappy, crappy phones.
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high numbers are an excellent customer deterrent
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I've got a bad back. Obey me.
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music stores: where grandparents get ignored!
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I'm shopping at another music store because you won't order me something obscure and expensive!
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"I drove from [far away place] so you should give me a discount"
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The tale of CM - a serial returner